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Song Parodies -> "Drawn To The Alcohol"

Original Song Title:

"Drawn To The Fire"

Original Performer:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Cast

Parody Song Title:

"Drawn To The Alcohol"

Parody Written by:

Jarrod Carter

The Lyrics

Drawn to the alcohol

I touch the glass it soothes me,
I look into it and it's brown.
Why can't I see?
The froth o-ver-flow-ing
I want the froth back.

Now through the glass it calls to me,
I make my way across the pub.
To save my beer
Or may-be my health
I don't really care

So I've walked to the beer boy
He doesn't do any-thing
So I'll walk out of this stupid hole

The glass I bear doesn't have beer
But instead it contains whiskey
Should I skull it
Or eat it with mullet
I bet finish it

Cause we are drawn to the alcohol

Some people don't like beer
And we will drink it by the water and then

What will happen if I try it?
Will it make me live in danger?
Or do I ev-en ca-re.

What if I don't even like it?

Who cares?
Who cares?
Who cares?
Who-o cares?

I like it

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Rick D - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I love the Buffy musical and it's cool that you tried it. But I have big problem with trying to sing 3 note Al-co-hol in the space of the 2-note Fi-er. Buick did a commercial based on "Y-M-C-A" where they tried to cram the 5-letter name of their car in a space meant for 4. The idea and the challenge is always to match the song.
Will Agrudis Glover - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I saw the musical episode on November 1st (and it came 13th in Channel 4's Top 100 Musicals)! But I couldn't fit most of that in tune, so I'm giving you a 354! PS I've just put up a parody of Going Through The Motions from the same musical.

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