Song Parodies -> Crabs That Itch
| Original Song Title: | "Crazy Bitch" |
| Original Performer: | Buckcherry |
| Parody Song Title: | "Crabs That Itch" |
| Parody Written by: | Chad Motzarella |
Its educational. If explicit change sack to back.
Breaking out
It's quite a disgrace
We're going to your place
I hope I don't freak you out.
Screamed so loud
getting spraid with maise
you want me away
But I really want to stay.
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pestiside
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pestiside
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Shave them off
this is really lame
Neosporin can't stop the pain
Another night by thestool
Crabs of mine
whats the cost
to burn them off
anything to stop the pain
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pestiside
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pesticide
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Get the crabs off
Smoke em' out
Get the crabs off
Smoke em' out
Crabs that itch
Crabs that itch
Crabs that......ITCH
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pesticide
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Burn OFF
Doctor
I want them off
These crabs are gonna go down
Shave them off
no need to stare
They're itchy doctor will you help me
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pestiside
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pesticide
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
scare the girls off
They're itchy doctor will you help me
It's quite a disgrace
We're going to your place
I hope I don't freak you out.
Screamed so loud
getting spraid with maise
you want me away
But I really want to stay.
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pestiside
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pestiside
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Shave them off
this is really lame
Neosporin can't stop the pain
Another night by thestool
Crabs of mine
whats the cost
to burn them off
anything to stop the pain
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pestiside
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pesticide
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Get the crabs off
Smoke em' out
Get the crabs off
Smoke em' out
Crabs that itch
Crabs that itch
Crabs that......ITCH
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pesticide
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Burn OFF
Doctor
I want them off
These crabs are gonna go down
Shave them off
no need to stare
They're itchy doctor will you help me
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pestiside
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
Hey
Crabs that itch
They burn so bad no stopin' it
Need some cream
or pesticide
bumps all on my sack
scare the girls off
scare the girls off
They're itchy doctor will you help me
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Sorry but the paceing was WAY off. and this migh just be me, but i dont think Crabs that Itch makes much sence. good try though.
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