Song Parodies -> Fugly

Original Song Title:

"Ugly"

Original Performer:

Bubba Sparxxx

  
Parody Song Title:

"Fugly"

Parody Written by:

Jeremiah McGlothin

The priceless story of a man's decline into fugliness who happens to share the name Bubba.
Uhh uh-oh, uh-oh
Tch, tcka, tchka, tcka....

Say what, say what?
Fugly fugly uh
Tchka tchka, tchka, tchka
Bubba...

Shit I aint chose my looks my looks chose me
So they hit my face running with a nose bleed
Life aint great now well it never was
Is your weight dropping this summer? Good for you
Cause this is Bubba's moment I stick my mother on it
She wants my penis it seems as if she loves me don't it
So listen up I got genital warts
I call my girlfriends hookers and my date's escorts
That Bubba cash gotcha running off
I'm naked inside the room but I'm not going soft
This is complicated at least to Avril it is
Just let me go fifty seconds then I'll call it quits
But until that time where have you gone to
I never once saw you smile cause
I just came on you what you want to do
Is just tell me I'm ugly the south has
Always been rednecks but now its getting fugly

Fugly in here
Huh, in here
Huh, in here
It's getting fugly in here
Huh, in here
Huh, in here
Its getting
Fugly, fugly, fugly
In here
Huh, in here
It's getting fugly in here
Huh, in here
Huh, in here
Uh-oh

Though I am wishing don't get the wrong idea
My stomach's getting bigger with every fry I'm near
Cause I've been side splitting sipping that chicken batter
Been there for two days and got out somehow I'm really fatter
On go the marks on Bubba's back
I won't see my penis if I don't hold it back
I'll eat some food now I hate that it's too hard
How else can we do it she don't take credit cards
I'm barely full now so this is hunger talking
I got some bees don't I that just stung her walking
Go ahead kill the bee stop it get a bottle
Lets be honest none of me will ever be a model
So lets let it loose Ignore welts on my face and
If you scared then just give my face a good making
This is my new look take a picture of me
Cause I am eating chicken and I am getting fugly

[Chorus]

Now my skin is peeling aint it something
What makes it better this whole reaction came from muffins
Now my weight it triples I bet I'll eat tonight
Dames hide your kitchens making food? I'll eat up every bite
If you aint trying to eat you with the wrong crowd
And if you feeling brave then look at what my thong plowed
And if you're finally conscious then don't scream too loud
I'm mad I got you scared I know you aren't that proud
Don't worry about my nose it won't bleed for long
I had to stuff it up for the rest of this song
Forget my inhibitions I wanna see you smiling
And if my heart goes tonight know I was dialing

[Chorus]

Ha ha, it's gon' get
(Fugly in here)
Thck, thck
(Huh, in here)
Huh, in here)
It's gon' get
(Fugly in here)
(Huh, in here)
Huh, in here
It's gon' get (fugly)
Say what?
(Fugly, fugly)
Say what?
(Fugly) in here
Huh, in here
(It's gon' get fugly in here)
(Huh, in here)
Huh, in here
Uh-oh
Thcka, thcka, thcka, thcka
Thcka, thcka, thcka, thcka

Look at him now
Now quick turn back away (2xs)

"Shower ain't no washing me
Use some mouth wash to"
(Well why)
"Don't talk to me"

I want you to
"Shower ain't no washing me
Use some mouth wash to"
"Don't talk to me"

C'mon Bubba, please wash

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Wolveroses - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment
that was good man, I also did a version to this song called "Lucky". it's about winning the lotto and winning at the casinos. the pacing was excellent gave you a 5 on that, as for the other two How Funny 3, Overall 4

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