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Song Parodies -> "Nerd Life"

Original Song Title:

"Girl Fight"

Original Performer:

Brooke Valentine feat. Big Boi

Parody Song Title:

"Nerd Life"

Parody Written by:

Smarty

The Lyrics

If anybody does this stuff im saying your a nerd.
He dont have no pals
Aint never had a date
He dont have no pals
Aint never had a date
Cuz this is just the what? nerd life

His life is just a lonely mess
He goes to the park just to play chess
All he wears is sweater vests
And all you see him doin is flipin through text
The books he likes are complicated
If other kids read them they'd be stranded
Any science project he can make it
yeah he's a geek but dont disrespect it

Every day in school he gets kicked
When he comes around the cool kids split
All the jocks make sure that he stays whiped
Cuz this is just the what? nerd life
Every day in school he gets kicked
When he comes around the cool kids split
All the jocks make sure that he stays whiped
Cuz this is just the what? nerd life

He dont have no pals
Aint never had a date
He dont have no pals
Aint never had a date
Cuz this is just the what? nerd life

When it comes to math hes better than good
Never invited to houses round the neighborhood
People just go near him to egg his ride
His house is t.p.'d every other night
The only bad grade he has is in gym
The odds of him passing are very slim
He trys to be cool but never learns a thing
The only friends he has are in his brain

Every day in school he gets kicked
When he comes around the cool kids split
All the jocks make sure that he stays whiped
Cuz this is just the what? nerd life

He dont have no pals
Aint never had a date
He dont have no pals
Aint never had a date
Cuz this is just the what? nerd life

Big Boi
To bad, this boy cant swing the bat
When it comes to fitting in he is just the over used door mat
He carries sack lunches and is always 5 minutes early for lessons
When it comes to his parties his family are the only ones showin
His clothes are always durty
His nails are really gritty
He definatly aint pretty
But if he tried he could be
No thats just way to silly
You'd know if you've seen him in the light

He dont have no pals
Aint never had a date
He dont have no pals
Aint never had a date
Cuz this is just the what? nerd life

Every day in school he gets kicked
When he comes around the cool kids split
All the jocks make sure that he stays whiped
Cuz this is just the what? nerd life
Every day in school he gets kicked
When he comes around the cool kids split
All the jocks make sure that he stays whiped
Cuz this is just the what? nerd life

He tries to go with the flow
But he still lives alone
His hobby is collecting knomes
And all his talking is a bore
He tries to go with the flow
But he still lives alone
His hobby is collecting knomes
And all his talking is a bore
What a poor nerdie guy

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