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Song Parodies -> "Buffet"

Original Song Title:

"Girlfight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brooke Valentine

Parody Song Title:

"Buffet"

Parody Written by:

Madea a.k.a. Miss F.a.T. (fabulous and thick)

The Lyrics

This is for all the big gurls and everyone that likes to eat!!!
Gurl Eat!!
[Whisper]
We about to have a Buffet.
Madea... a.k.a. Miss F.a.T.
Big Boyz....Big Gurls!!!

We about to have a what...?
Buffet!!!
[Chorus]
We bout to get a plate
Drink a couple of milkshakes
So stay up out my face
Before I catch another case
We about to have a what?
Buffet!!!
[Meal 1]
Grab yo hotsauce, grab yo salt
Don't need no breakfast, we goin' out
We goin' to Old Country Buffet
You can eat all night, and eat all day
So hurry up and grab a plate
Don't be ashamed if you're hungry
Just make sure you stay out my face
But before we eat, we must stay grace

You really don't wanna cut in line
Cause us big gurls be packin' nines
So don't to be wastin' my time
We about to have a what...?
Buffet!!!

You really don't want to cut in line
Cause us big gurls be packin' nines
So don't be wastin' my time
We about to have a what...?
Buffet!!!
[Chorus]
We bout to get a plate
Drink a couple of milkshakes
So stay up out my face
Before I catch another case
We about to have a what...?
Buffet!!!
[Meal 2]
I'm in line once again
You got one piece of chicken,
I've got me ten
I'm gonna be real,
Not for pretend
After I finish this plate,
I'll be up again
These gurls 'round here lookin mighty thin
If the wind blew hard their backs would bend
They lookin' at me like they lost a contact lens
Just keep on walkin wit' yo' friends

You really don't want to cut in line
'Cause us big gurls be packin' nines
So don't be wastin' my time
We about to have a what...?
Buffet!!!

We 'bout to get a plate
Drink a couple pf milkshakes
So stay up out my face
Before I catch another case
We about to have a what...?
Buffet!!!

[The Rap]
Go quick...
And get me a bag of chips!!!
And go get me a napkin...
So I can wipe off my lips.
I don't know if I'm hungry...
Or I don' got the munchies.
I don't want nothin' chewy...
I need somethin' that's crunchy.
I don't want nothin' spicy...
I want a blue Icee.
Maybe I need to eat some fruit.
Like an apple...
Or drink some orange juice.
Man, I ain't gonna be no fool
I'm goin' back to tha buffet.
[Chorus]
We 'bout to get a plate
Drink a couple of milkshakes
So stay up out my face
Before I catch another case
We about to have a what...?
Buffet!!!

You see that I'm in line,
You know plate is mine
I don't have that much time,
Get to tha back of the line!

You see that I'm in line
You know that plate is mine
I don't have that much time
Get to tha back of tha line!

Step out tha line!
You know I wanna start eating!

Album; "Big Gurls R Us", in stores Thanksgiving 2005!!!

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MC2 - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
:You really don't want to cut in line Cause us big gurls be packin' nines" lol

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