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Song Parodies -> "Girl Fight (my my own made-up remix with Brooke Va"
Original Song Title:
"Girl Fight"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Brooke Valentine
Parody Song Title:
"Girl Fight (my my own made-up remix with Brooke Va"
Parody Written by:
Shantell
The Lyrics
This song is about my teacher who teached like some a dumb ass blonde, and then my 42 year young big black mama came and beat her white 40- year old ass!
(MC Lamont)
Yo stop Mrs. bitch!
It's bout' to be a what, girl fight!
She dont know me
or my big black mama,
uh huh,
Remix!
Brooke Valentine!
MC Lamont!
theres bout to be a what, girl Fight!
(Brooke Valentine)
Whoa, We bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
There's about to be a what? Girlfight!
(MC Lamont)
There she go blabin' this daily home-ec shit
I wanna ditch class for listenin' to dis'
She needs to get dis over with
Believe it, she called me a peace of shit
It got me really really pissed
I told her I'd tell my big black mama
She said go head nothing aint happenin'
I said "I will" and my big black mama gonna come up there
shes bout to come and beat yo ass
(Brooke Valentine)
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
Whoa, we bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
(MC Lamont)
My mama talked to me and said she comin' down,
I told my teacher shes comin to town,
she said ok, whats gonna happen,
I said u and her gonna get the crackin,
Teach said she gonna call the police,
I told her, I'll tell them its for defendin' me
She said ok I'll defend myself,
and I said she kick yo old ass barbie self
(Brooke Valentine)
You know you really don't wanna step to dis
Really don't know why you talkin' shit
You 'bout to catch one right in the lip
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
Whoa, we bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
It's 'bout to be a what? Girlfight!
(MC Shantell)
So my big black mama came and opened the door
she said hello bitch, how u doin u whore
she came and slapped her in face ,
then my teach got mad and smaked her fake boobs in her face,
but I know my mama she from da hood,
And she kicked her in da face as hard as she could,
she landed in the home sink,
then teach said "I'm sorry"
I yelled to her, "I told you so!"
my mama kiced yo ass
Yea u should know
Then my big black mama, asked you know what happened
you lost a really big, Girl Fight!
(MC Shantell)
Whoa, we bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
It's about to be a what? ...Girlfight!
Yo stop Mrs. bitch!
It's bout' to be a what, girl fight!
She dont know me
or my big black mama,
uh huh,
Remix!
Brooke Valentine!
MC Lamont!
theres bout to be a what, girl Fight!
(Brooke Valentine)
Whoa, We bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
There's about to be a what? Girlfight!
(MC Lamont)
There she go blabin' this daily home-ec shit
I wanna ditch class for listenin' to dis'
She needs to get dis over with
Believe it, she called me a peace of shit
It got me really really pissed
I told her I'd tell my big black mama
She said go head nothing aint happenin'
I said "I will" and my big black mama gonna come up there
shes bout to come and beat yo ass
(Brooke Valentine)
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
Whoa, we bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
(MC Lamont)
My mama talked to me and said she comin' down,
I told my teacher shes comin to town,
she said ok, whats gonna happen,
I said u and her gonna get the crackin,
Teach said she gonna call the police,
I told her, I'll tell them its for defendin' me
She said ok I'll defend myself,
and I said she kick yo old ass barbie self
(Brooke Valentine)
You know you really don't wanna step to dis
Really don't know why you talkin' shit
You 'bout to catch one right in the lip
It's about to be a what? Girlfight!
Whoa, we bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
It's 'bout to be a what? Girlfight!
(MC Shantell)
So my big black mama came and opened the door
she said hello bitch, how u doin u whore
she came and slapped her in face ,
then my teach got mad and smaked her fake boobs in her face,
but I know my mama she from da hood,
And she kicked her in da face as hard as she could,
she landed in the home sink,
then teach said "I'm sorry"
I yelled to her, "I told you so!"
my mama kiced yo ass
Yea u should know
Then my big black mama, asked you know what happened
you lost a really big, Girl Fight!
(MC Shantell)
Whoa, we bout to throw dem bows
We bout to swang dem thangs
It's about to be a what? ...Girlfight!
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That was tight. YOur creattive. You suck a little, but that was pretty good. Big Black Mama. LOL
it is bit** fhight brook valintine is a verry personal song writer
U must be an MC. That rhymed a lot like a poem
That was good...
i love it ! and how come you dont make some more songs? oh just to tell you are my girl brook! i am your biggest fan also my cousins and my dad and my guy friend think your so hottttttt but i think you are really pritty. also i wander if like you could hook me up so i could be one of your dancers because when i grow up i want to be a dancer and a singer just like you. but i really love you alot.and also i want you to be my friend or my mom or probably part of my family. i want you to be with chris brown ok bye and have a good day.
HEY BROOKE V I LOVE THAT SONG SO DAM MUCH....
LOVE YA BROOKE....
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