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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Brooke Fraser

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rocky Mak

The Lyrics

I problem in NZ is that our broadband usage is still capped and very slow. I want to play DS during summer rather than breaking the cap on YouTube, but you aren't giving me that much options. Going outside on a blazing hot day is out. Everything else? Meh...
Get my DS back now
The air's too heavy for me
I don't want to watch YouTube anymore
Cause you asked me to stop, but I couldn't

I would do anything, to make you better
I would play anything, so we'll all be free
I would give anything, to help you realize

I'll play until it kills me
My net usage wouldn't hurt you
[We are still on capped Internet, see]
I know you'll still blame me anyways
Well, I'm sorry, we both lost it

I would do anything, to play forever
I would play anything, so you'll both be pleased
I would give anything, to help you realize

I'm just boring myself to bits

I tried to learn things, you've told me to do
Tryin' to close up the voids left open by you
And if I seem shocked and resentful, I am
Now I have finished all my exams
And where the hell's the DS and games?

(Anything just to
Try and help you see
You can't take the DS away from me)

I would do anything

(Time to let you know
No one benefits)
To play forever
(Who will mind the pork roast when you're asleep)

I would play anything
(Anything just to
Try and help you see)
So you'll both be pleased
(You can't take the DS away from me)

I would give anything, {ooh, anything for you}
(Time to let you know
No one benefits)
To help you realize
(I can't find new hobbies that won't cost fees)

I'm just boring myself,no
I'm not thinking if I just watch TV

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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