-> "Derriere's Do's & Don'ts"
Original Song Title:
"When You've Got It, Flaunt It"
Parody Song Title:
"Derriere's Do's & Don'ts"
The Lyrics
CHANTELLE
When you got eet, flaunt eet!
Step right up and strut your stuff!
People tell you modesty's a virtue
But in ze theatre
Modesty can hurt you!
When you got eet, flaunt eet!
Show your ASSets
Let zem know you're proud
Your goodies you must poosh!
Steeck out your chest!
Shake your toosh!
When you got eet, shout eet out loud!
Now---CHANTELLE DANCE !
When you got eet, show eet!
Put your hidden treasures on deesplay
Violinists love to play an E-streeng
But audiences REALLY love a G-streeng!
When you got eet, shout eet!
Let ze whole world hear what you're about!
Clothes may make ze man
All a girl needs eez a tan
When you got eet, let eet hang out!
Remember when Chantelle dance?
ENSEMBLE
Yeah
CHANTELLE
Chantelle DANCE AGAIN!
When I was just a leetle girl in Paris
My thoughtful mother gave me zees advice ---
"Eeef nature blesses you from top to bottom,
SHOW zat top-to-bottom, don't theenk twice!"
Now---CHANTELLE BELT !
Don't theenk twice!
When you got eet, share eet!
Let ze public feast upon your charms
People say zat being prim eez proper
But ev'ry show-girl knows zat prim will STOP her!
If you got eet, give eet!
Don't be selfish, give eet all a-way
Don't be shy, be bold 'n' cute
Show ze boys your BIRTHDAY SUIT !
When you got eet,
If you got eet,
Once you got eet,
SHOUT OUT HOO-RAY!
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