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Song Parodies -> "Derriere's Do's & Don'ts"

Original Song Title:

"When You've Got It, Flaunt It"

Parody Song Title:

"Derriere's Do's & Don'ts"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

On November 18 and 19 of 2005, I will be playing the part of "Marshall Brown" in The Nashoba Players' new dinner theatre production, "The Award Show". At the request of the director, I've been "commissioned" to write some parodies of show-tunes that we will use in this upcoming performance of "The Award Show". This particular parody will be sung by the character "Chantelle Derriere".
CHANTELLE
When you got eet, flaunt eet!
Step right up and strut your stuff!
People tell you modesty's a virtue
But in ze theatre
Modesty can hurt you!

When you got eet, flaunt eet!
Show your ASSets
Let zem know you're proud
Your goodies you must poosh!
Steeck out your chest!
Shake your toosh!

When you got eet, shout eet out loud!

Now---CHANTELLE DANCE !

When you got eet, show eet!
Put your hidden treasures on deesplay
Violinists love to play an E-streeng
But audiences REALLY love a G-streeng!

When you got eet, shout eet!
Let ze whole world hear what you're about!
Clothes may make ze man
All a girl needs eez a tan

When you got eet, let eet hang out!

Remember when Chantelle dance?

ENSEMBLE
Yeah

CHANTELLE
Chantelle DANCE AGAIN!

When I was just a leetle girl in Paris
My thoughtful mother gave me zees advice ---
"Eeef nature blesses you from top to bottom,
SHOW zat top-to-bottom, don't theenk twice!"

Now---CHANTELLE BELT !

Don't theenk twice!

When you got eet, share eet!
Let ze public feast upon your charms
People say zat being prim eez proper
But ev'ry show-girl knows zat prim will STOP her!

If you got eet, give eet!
Don't be selfish, give eet all a-way
Don't be shy, be bold 'n' cute
Show ze boys your BIRTHDAY SUIT !

When you got eet,
If you got eet,
Once you got eet,
SHOUT OUT HOO-RAY!
"Derriere's Do's & Don'ts" COPYRIGHT 2005 John D. Small

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alvin rhodes - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
charming...this sounds like a killer show...5s
Adagio - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
So cute!! It doesn't need a tune in this case to make the parody. 5's : )
Rick C - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved "clothes may make ze man, all a girl needs eez a tan", among others. I'll be at the show, JD. Count on that and these fives.
John Barry - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Fives, monsieur.
Michael Pacholek - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
"Derriere's Do's & Don'ts"... so now we've seen how J-Lo you can go. (Not originally my joke, but the situation called for it.)
Johnny D - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Adagio, Rick C, JB, and MP.
Gail (award girl) Held - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I LOVED it!!!!!
Tim Mayfield - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nice.
carol - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
this was good. 555
MW_23 - March 19, 2007 - Report this comment
THIS ISN'T A PARODY... IT'S THE ACTUAL WORDS FROM THE PRODUCERS - ALL YOU"VE CHANGED IS THE COUNTRY THE GIRL COMES FROM AND HER NAME - 1-1-1

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