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Song Parodies -> "Award Show Night"

Original Song Title:

"Opening Night"

Parody Song Title:

"Award Show Night"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

On November 18 and 19 of 2005, I will be playing the part of "Marshall Brown" in The Nashoba Players' new dinner theatre production, "The Award Show". At the request of the director, I've been "commissioned" to write some parodies of show-tunes that we will use in this upcoming performance of "The Award Show". This particular parody will be sung by the character "Eddie Panache" and "The Award Show Lovelies".
EDDIE & AWARD SHOW LOVELIES
Award-Show-night!
It's Award-Show-night!
The Artty Film Awards' new new show!
Who will win, and who will blow?
See winners taking their smiling bows!
See losers take violent cows!
Don't change the station---don't go a-way---

AWARD SHOW LOVELIES
Eddie's got a lot to say!

EDDIE
Hello there my friends!
Hello there my friends!
Welcome to our show, my wonderful friends!
It's time to party!
To party hearty!
Hearty with ARTTY !

EDDIE & AWARD SHOW LOVELIES
It's the best show in town!
You'll sit there sighing!
Laugh 'til you're crying!
There's no denying
It's the best show in town!

AWARD SHOW LOVELIES
All the winners we'll glad-hand and kiss!

EDDIE
You've seen shows ---

AWARD SHOW LOVELIES
--- but never like THIS !

EDDIE
The Artty Awards will show you, my friends
Whose films are golden
Whose films are rotten
Whose should be remembered
And be forgotten!

AWARD SHOW LOVELIES
The camera's recording!

EDDIE
Start the awarding!

EDDIE & AWARD SHOW LOVELIES
Let's go! All-aboard!
Winners we'll reward,
With shiny, gleaming, Artty Film Awards!
HERE WE COME!
"Award Show Night" COPYRIGHT 2005 John D. Small

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alvin rhodes - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job..5s
Johnny D - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin.

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