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Song Parodies -> "Me Against the Holidays"

Original Song Title:

"Me Against the Music"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears & Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Me Against the Holidays"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I will never parody a long song like this ever again!! Too many lyrics!! Anyway, this is a Christmas parody sung by Santa (S) & Mrs. Claus (M).
Santa: All my reindeer, hear me now:
Fifteen days and counting down!

It's me against the holidays
Mrs. Claus: Uh uh
Santa: It's just me
Mrs. Claus: And me
Santa: Yeah
Mrs. Claus: C'mon
Hey Santa?
Santa: Where's my bag at?
Mrs. Claus: Uhhh... right here!

S&M: Eight rein-deer
S: I'm addin' more pounds onto my small waist
S&M: Ev-er-y year
S: The kids will get up all over my face
S&M: Made the list, checked it twice
S: And I'm gonna find out who's naughty and nice!
S&M: A-no-ther year
S: I'll give Billy the drum, give Susie the playplace

I will give Johnny Smith the speaker, givin' Mary-Ann the puppy
I have no competition, I should retire
I wanna get in the snow, I wanna get in the snow
If you really wanna do this, Sleep three-sixty-five days a year
I just don't get it, "Ho Ho Ho"?
In a minute I'm-a get-a Rudolph, I'm-a get-a Rudolph
Ho, Ho, Ho!

CHORUS

S&M: Reindeer have a sleigh to pull
S: Hate these itchy pants
S&M: All these children wantinŽ more
S: Sick of itchy pants
S&M: I am sleeping all year round
S: Throw out itchy pants!
S&M: Reindeer have a sleigh to pull
S: Hate these itchy pants

S&M: So how would you like this stupid repetition??
What'd I get in return?
All the parents know that I am agin'
I've been Santa for so long

We're al-most there
S: This Christmas too commerical, insane!
S&M: The snow is cold
S: My reindeer movin' at a rapid pace
S&M: What age did I turn?
S: Got a jolly red nose, gotta a jolly red face
S&M: And now's your turn
S: To deliver these gifts on Christmas Eve

I will give Johnny Smith the speaker, givin' Mary-Ann the puppy
I have no competition, I should retire
I wanna get in the snow, I wanna get in the snow
If you really wanna do this, Sleep three-sixty-five days a year
I just don't get it, "Ho Ho Ho"?
In a minute I'm-a get-a Rudolph, I'm-a get-a Rudolph
Ho, Ho, Ho!

CHORUS

S&M: Get in the snow, Santa lose control
Go down the chimneys, play in the snow
If I wanna party, just call somebody
M: Hey Santa
S&M: I can sleep all night long

M: Hey Santa, you wanna stay at the North Pole?
Come over here I got someone to show to ya
He's Greg Brady, he doesn't have a TV show
If Santa's a cliche, better let someone else do it

All my reindeer at the Pole, let me see you fast!
C'mon Santa lose control, man, this song is long!!

S&M: Get in the snow, Santa lose control
Go down the chimneys, play in the snow
If I wanna party, just call somebody
M: Hey Santa
S&M: I can sleep all night long

CHORUS

M: All my reindeer at the Pole, let me see you prance!
C'mon Santa, retire now, make the moments last
All my Elves here all around, party all night long!!
C'mon Santa lose control, let's retire now!

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Tony - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, it's arite, but they don't really have to make fun of britney spears that much, i mean she is a white blonde woman, who has a hot ass. Damned i would like to touch that ass myself.
Jeff Reuben - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad, not bad at all. Good job on the long song...and don't shy away from them. A lot of times, those turn out to be the best ones.

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