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Song Parodies -> "Buoys (Coed Remix)"

Original Song Title:

"Boys (Coed Remix)"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears f/Pharrel Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Buoys (Coed Remix)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

This is a song about fish, because I had nothing else to write about.
[Seagull]
For whatever reason
I feel like I've been
Wanting you all my life
My stomach's growling
I'm so glad
We're at the same place
At the same time
You're dinner now

I spotted you swimmin'
You made all the gulls stare
Those fins and your brown eyes
And the sexy scales
I shake shake my wings
And make the world want
You tell your boys you'll be back
I wanna see what you can do, uh
What would it take for you
To be eaten by me
I am hungi=rier than hell
But me and you were meant to be
You're a delicious fish
I'm a nice gull
Let's turn this ocean floor
Into our own little nasty world

Buoys
Sometimes a gull just needs one
You know I eat you
Buoys
To fear her and to go
I just want to eat you
Buoys
And when a gull is with one
Buoys
Then she takes control

[Fish]
Pulled your gull off the ocean floor
Swimmed into her ear
Must have said something about me
'Cos now I'm in fear
You looking at me
Wanting me for food
But the way your gull's movin' it, ow
It puts me in the mood (ow)
What would it take for you
To just eat me
Your name is a band with goofy hair
And had one hit in the eighties
Get a J.O.B.
You big birdy
Let's turn this ocean floor
Into our own little nasty world
(Get nasty)

Gulls
I can't fear no one
(Get nasty)
Gulls
I'm gonna feed them all the time
(Get nasty)
Gulls
She looks like A Flock of Seagulls
(Get nasty)
Gulls
'Cause she ran so far away
(You like that)

Buoys
Sometimes a gull just needs one
You know I eat you
Buoys
To fear her and to go
I just want to eat you
Buoys
And when a gull is with one
Buoys
Then she takes control

[Dance break]
Have no fear guppy
What are you waiting for?
Uh uh
I want to eat you
[Dance break]

Buoys
Sometimes a gull just needs one
You know I eat you
Buoys
To fear her and to go
I just want to eat you
Buoys
And when a gull is with one
Buoys
Then she takes control

Gulls
I can't fear no one
(Get nasty)
Gulls
I'm gonna feed them all the time
(Get nasty)
Gulls
She looks like A Flock of Seagulls
(Get nasty)
Gulls
'Cause she ran so far away
(You like that)

Buoys, gulls
Buoys, gulls
Buoys, gulls
Can't live without 'em
Get nasty

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