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Song Parodies -> "Me Against the World"

Original Song Title:

"Me Against the Music"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears feat.Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Me Against the World"

Parody Written by:

X-MCG-X

The Lyrics

Ok, this was written as a joke. I AM NOT A TERRORIST, AND HAVE NO AFFILATIONS WITH ANY TERRORIST GROUP. Don't leave any banal comments such as "Britney rulz. U suck". Thanks!! Enjoy
All the people in the world
Grab a partner, shoot the birds
It's me against the world, uhu
It's just me ... and me, yeah

Come on, you
Hey terrorist ... are you ready, uhu
Are u? Uuh

[I've got some shares]
I'll shut down Microsoft, kill Bill Gates
[To hell with them]
Don't even care about the human race
[And no one's there]
I'm the only one ruining this place
New year, I'm here
Put explosives in drums, blow up the bass

I'm up against the leader
It's attack of the cheerleader
It's like a competition
All of 'em I wanna beat
I wanna punch in the ozone
I wanna punch in the ozone

If you really wanna battle
Saddle up, take out the troops
Try to kill 'em, you could die
In a minute I'ma take ah them on
I'ma take ah them on

All comandoes on the floor
Let me see you pounce (hey) don't let em see ya
Shout to stop it no more war
Let me see you shoot (hey) don't let em see ya
All the targets round and round
Let me see you hit (hey) don't let em see ya
All my allies in the crowd
Let me see you whack (hey) don't let em see ya

How would you like dirty tricks in the competition
Let's take on the world, let's take on the world, let's take on the world
If you're in it baby, gonna shoot ya, gonna blow up ya'll

ooh, yeah, let's go

We're almost there
In Middle East I can push the blame
On someone else,
Make a big oil spill, I can win the race
Can you smell it burn
From the tip of my nose
Poisoning my veins
And now's your turn
Let me see what you got
Don't hesitate

I'm up against the leader
It's attack of the cheerleaders
It's like a competition
All of 'em I wanna beat
I wanna punch in the ozone
I wanna punch in the ozone

If you really wanna battle
Saddle up, take out the troops
Try to kill 'em, you could die
In a minute I'ma take ah them on
I'ma take ah them on

Hey hey hey

All comandoes on the floor
Let me see you pounce (hey) don't let em see ya
Shout to stop it no more war
Let me see you shoot (hey) don't let em see ya
All the targets round and round
Let me see you hit (hey) don't let em see ya
All my allies in the crowd
Let me see you whack (hey) don't let em see ya

Shoot some more, just lose control
And work your clones and cause a row
If you wanna hack some, just grab a computer
Hey baby, we can shut down netscape
Blow up chat rooms

Hey tough guy
You say you wanna loose control
Come over here I got something to show ya
Stupid idiot, did you really think I'm going along
You thought you're so hot, I've called the cops

CIA, I've got him here
This is your last chance
Come on and stay in control
Grab that guy and lock him up

Shoot some more, just lose control
And work your clones and cause a row
If you wanna hack some, just grab a computer
Hey baby, we can cut the hotline
Blow up hotmail

All comandoes on the floor
Let me see you pounce (hey) don't let em see ya
Shout to stop it no more war
Let me see you shoot (hey) don't let em see ya
All the targets round and round
Let me see you hit (hey) don't let em see ya
All my allies in the crowd
Let me see you whack (hey) don't let em see ya

All his faithful little slaves
You can go you're free (hey)
Come on you guys, take him down
Arm the prison take him down
All the people he oppressed
Party all night long
Next time peeps stay in control
We've grabbed him now, and locked him up!
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Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Ray B. - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
i thought it was perfect. this is some of the most funniest s**t i have ever read in my life. it's Funny!
funnygirl - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
i dont like britney spears so this song rocked i tryed making a parody of in the zone but it was hard so i didnt so i think yours was really good on a scale of 1-10 id give you a 10 being the greatest so great song.
teeny bopper - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Britney rulz . U suck.

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