Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Everytime I Walk the Plank/All the Cravings"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime/All the Small Things"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears/Blink-182

Parody Song Title:

"Everytime I Walk the Plank/All the Cravings"

Parody Written by:

Amiright Mash-ups: Chris Bodily TM & STG

The Lyrics

The fourth of the eleven Amiright Mash-ups with STG. This one be about pirates 'n' cravings for food. You should get a kick out of it!
(The intrumentation of "Everytime" is played as if the song were a current "punk" pop song by Blink-182 or Good Charlotte, etc.)

(**STG, Singing the "Everytime" intro**)
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
"Avast me landlubbers!"
(Na-na na-na)
(Na na na)
We be croonin' 'bout pirates 'n' lunch in this 'ere mash-up!"
(-Na na-na na-na na-na)

(**Together**)
[--Singing the "Everytime" intro]
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh
Arrrrghh, Arrrrghh, Arrrrrrgggghhhh

(**STG**)
All the cravings.
Ding-dongs, twinkies.
Twizzlers, roast pig.
You're a pirate

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Seven Seas
(Pizza hut)
Ate me hand
(Taco Bell)
M' leg be peg
(McDonald's fries)
Eye be patched
(Wendy's shakes)
Me sword be long
(I crave a long)
What kind of pirates be we?
(And lonely time, so feed me!!!)

(**STG**)
Don't think I know,
Pirates that you be
But a fat guy is craving.
Martha Stewart's cooking.

(**Together**)
Say it ain't sooooooooo!

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
Everytime I ride the tide
I fall into the sea
Be fed to sharks
Escape with no injury
And everytime I need a bite to eat
I sail the ship to Burger King
Or maybe even Wendy's

(**STG**)
We're out of dough.
(I sail the seas)
Can't go to lunch.
(With bucaneers)
At the King! Oh no!
(It's the only way)
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
(I get trea-)
-Na na-na na-na na-na
(-sure)

Late night at home.
(It be a wooden leg)
Pizza, cookie dough.
(Me hand's a hook, see?)
She bought Oreo's yesterday.
(Me matey's caused ya pain)
I chowed 'em down all the way.
(And the sharks thar be hungryyyyy)

[Singing the "Everytime" intro]
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na

Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
(Aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!)
-Na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
And everytime ya walk the plank
We steal yer jewels 'n' gold
Them hungry crocs
And maybe even gators
And everytime me parrot talk to me
I hear his voice, his voice, it be
It be like Gilbert Gottfried

(**STG**)
Say it ain't so.
Gilbert Gottfried's dope
He's on Hollywood Squares
Iago the Parrot! Oh (bleep)!
Say it ain't so
We're out of dough.
Can't go to lunch.
Buger King! Oh no!

(**Together, singing the "Everytime" intro**)
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na
Na-na-na-na
Na na, na
-Na na-na na-na na-na

(**Chris Bodily TM**)
At night ya came
We tied ya up
And stole yer rum!

We pillage towns, we ride the tide, and
(Say it ain't so.
We're out of dough.)
Sail the Seven Seas
And kill some nat-ives
(Can't go to lunch.)
I guess 'cause we be pirates
(Buger King! Oh no!)

(**STG**)
Lay off the cheese.
(It be a wooden leg)
Please pretty please.
(Please forgive me)
And I will pay you,
(We'll make ya walk the plank)
100 bucks from me.
(And we'll leave singing shantees!!)

Say it ain't so.
(Aaarrrgghhh)
We're out of dough.
(Arrrrggghhh)
Can't go to lunch.
(Avast me landlubbers!)
Buger King! Oh no!
(Arrrrggghhhh!)
Lay off the cheese.
(Ship ahoy!)
Please pretty please.
(That thar shark be hungry!)
And I will pay you,
(It be wooden; it be nice)
Yes, I will pay you.
(Everytime ya walk the plank)
A hundred bucks from me.
(Everytime I ride the tide)

(**Together**)
Saaaaaaayyyyy it aiiiiinnnn't soooooooooo!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/britneyspearsblink1820.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 452