-> "Me Against The Media"
Original Song Title:
"Me Against The Music"
Parody Song Title:
"Me Against The Media"
The Lyrics
B: All my paedo's in the crowd
B: Let's run from Madonna now
B: It's me against the media
M: Really?
B: Just me
M: And me!
B: No!
M: You said I could!
M: Hey Britney
B: Wha-what?
M: Are you ready?
B: AAAAAAHHHH!
And no-one cares
B: Stop wiggling your bum in his face
Gives major scares
B: When you start dancing around this place
Think no-one's there
B: We can all see you're tryin' to touch my lace
You in your flares
B: Try and hide the noise turn up the bass
B: You're a paedo, you're a pervert
B: And you're really terrifying
B: Fourty-four years old and you're going after me
B: After me
B: It's scary that you want me
B: Cause you're maried to Guy Ritchie
B: So I'll move [Chickada!]
B: Move straight into the maze
B: Let's go to the maze
All the paedo's in the crowd
B: Let Madge see your bum
All the stalkers shout out loud
B: She could be your mum
All the rapists on the floor
B: Look at what you've done
Little children by the door
B: Don't think that it's fun
M: Just because I like people younger than me what is so wrong?
B: [What do you think's wring?]
M: So strip your panties and then you can put on this miniscule thong
B: [Not the thong!]
She's almost here
B: I'm getting lost in the bamboo
Oh my god she's there
B: Oh no what am I gonna do?
She'll stroke my hair
B: And say I'm so incredibly cool
Then she'll get bare
B: And say "I'm gonna jump on you!"
B: You're a paedo, you're a pervert
B: And you're really terrifying
B: Fourty-four years old and you're going after me
B: After me
B: It's scary that you want me
B: Cause you're maried to Guy Ritchie
B: So I'll move [Chickada!]
B: Move straight into the maze
B: Let's go to the maze
All the paedo's in the crowd
B: Let Madge see your bum
All the stalkers shout out loud
B: She could be your mum
All the rapists on the floor
B: Look at what you've done
Little children by the door
B: Don't think that it's fun
B: You'd better go
B: Don't wanna know
B: Her yoga passion
B: Is so retro
B: Think of "Erotica"
B: And the sex book yeah
B: All getting money for some quick porn
M: Hey Britney
M: How can you say that I'm too old?
M: Twenty-two years isn't much of a difference
M: Sexy lady
M: Come see what I can do, with a pole
M: I'm just as hot don't you tell me I'm not
M: All my paedo's in the crowd
M: Let me see your bum
M: Don't listen to Britney, cow
M: I'm only fourty-one
B: You'd better go
B: Don't wanna know
B: Her yoga passion
B: Is so retro
B: Think of "Erotica"
B: And the sex book yeah
B: All getting money for some quick porn
All the paedo's in the crowd
B: Let Madge see your bum
All the stalkers shout out loud
B: She could be your mum
All the rapists on the floor
B: Look at what you've done
Little children by the door
B: Don't think that it's fun
M: All my paedo's in the crowd
M: Let me see your bum
M: Don't listen to Britney, cow
M: I'm only fourty-one
M: We can start an orgy now
M: Make it last till dawn
M: Wait a minute what is this?
M: Everybodies gone!
(Madonna cries.)
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