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Song Parodies -> "Hold and Stand"

Original Song Title:

"Out from Under"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Hold and Stand"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

Breath you stand
Breath you to do
You keep coming back to tell me
You're the one who could have been
And it can avoid any 911 calls
It was long ago and far away but it never do that
I try to put it in the past
Hold on to myself and don't look back

I don't wanna dream about
All the things that never were
Maybe I can live being safe
When I'm hold and stand
I don't wanna be on tight
What good would it do me now
I'll get it all be want to out
When I'm hold and stand

So let me go
Just let me to avoid fails
Let me feel the perfect things to be seen
And much darker every day
Watch me now and I'll be someone new
My heart will be unbroken
It will open up for everyone but you
Even when I see the line
It's like a lie I've told a thousand times

I don't wanna dream about
All the things that never were
Maybe I can live being safe
When I'm hold and stand
I don't wanna be on tight
What good would it do me now
I'll get it all be want to out
When I'm hold and stand

And part of me still believes
When you say you're gonna be on truth
And part of me still believes
We can find a way to work it out
But I know that we tried everything we could be
So let's just say goodbye
Forever

I don't wanna dream about
All the things that never were
Maybe I can live being safe
When I'm hold and stand
I don't wanna be on tight
What good would it do me now
I'll get it all be want to out
When I'm hold and stand

I don't wanna dream about
All the things that never were
Maybe I can live being safe
When I'm hold and stand
I don't wanna be on tight
What good would it do me now
I'll get it all be want to out
When I'm hold and stand

When I'm hold and stand

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