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Song Parodies -> "Publicise Her"

Original Song Title:

"Womanizer"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Publicise Her"

The Lyrics

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[VERSE 1]
Wonderbra
Got her young talents showing
Bright and new
Up she blew, with her cooing
Soon the Britfans grew
And all the camera clicks appeared
Her ‘hits’ were popular…
One more time, baby

Hot debut
Packin’ more than just a B-cup
“Yes, I do!”
(Then sobered-up and took the ring off)
Snake around her shoulders?
Tinky Winky in the bedroom
Getting more bizarre…
You Drive Me Crazy

[CHORUS 1]
Publicise her, when she’s on the rise up, all will idolise her
Blows like a geyser
So, sen-sa-tion-al-ise our Britney
Eur-ope to-ur!
Slave 4 U, ah!
Publicise her, publicise her, publicise her
(Then reprise her)

[HOOK 1]
Slyly writhe and flaunt
(Until) they’re begging “Gimmee more!”
(Uh-huh)
Buoyed-up in the front
(Her giant) bust stuffed in her bra
(Haha)
Oops! Her nipples showing
Boo! Lip-synched performance
Clue? She’s really stupid
True… just publicise her

Royalty fees aren’t
(Going) to knock her from the charts
(Nuh-uh!)
Coy in every stunt
(Except) with that Christina tart
(Too far!)
Boobs! Her clips are racy
Loose! On Will & Grace, see?
Huge! She’s growing fatter
Who? Publicise her!

[VERSE 2]
Pepsico
Their contract bagged her Coke and banned it
On radio?
At number ninety-nine, abandoned
Her stress accruing with each penny
Make-up, spas and limo fees, see
Music’s hard
In a superstar regime

Hall Of Pop
This Toxic, Lucky, rollin’ rocker
N’Sync one side…
And then Limp Bizkit on the other
Jaded, faded, lost her honour
“I’m a virgin, like Madonna.”
Falling through
Rivers cried lately

[CHORUS 2]
Publicise her, Paparazzi pries to try and terrorise her
Oh, Everytime’s a
Growth in her bra cup size since eighteen
New perfume for
‘Curious’ losers
Atomisers, moisturisers, advertisers
(Fertiliser)

[HOOK 2]
Oiling up your butt
(To fit) that red jumpsuit you wear
(That’s hot!)
Oy, I puked my lunch
(Crossroads) is just too much to bear
(Buh-glop!)
Oops! I think she’s showing…
Douche! K-Fed’s her husband?
Two? She just had two kids?
Ooh, let’s publicise her!

My, she’s looking plump
(Zoom in) to see her navel scar
(Cut up!)
Tired single mum
(MTV) act crashed like her car

Oops! Click-clack your baby
Smooth: scalp razor shaving
Dude! Drapes match the carpet?!
Nude? Publicise her!

[BRIDGE]
Baby, don’t fall prey to unforgiving words
(Analyse her, satirise her
Televise her, scandalise her)
You were just abused by crazy tabloids, it’s absurd
Just leave Britney alone!!!

[CHORUS 1]
[HOOK 1]
[CHORUS 2]
[HOOK 2]

[Justin Timberlake interlude]
Let me rock you… til the break of day!

[Fred Durst interlude]
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ rollin’!

[Britney Spears interlude]
I love rock ‘n’ roll!
...please! You BASTARDS!

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Video here if you wanna sing along: http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=_VFotd3M3U0
Guy - October 12, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-Sep-08)

I think she's a bit over-ripe for all the hype.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Haha. More the type you'd like to snipe? ;-) Also, I did a video parody recording of this without the high pitched chipmunk voice. My natural voice is slightly more tolerable. Slightly. http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=MYSjBAcqS6g
Matthias - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Although this is yet another parody ripping on Britney, I'm not that annoying whining emo kid on Youtube so I won't scream, "Leave Britney Alone!", and since you did do a pretty good job I'll 5 it.
Glen S - October 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done, Luke. I'd never heard the original, but this was amazing. Glad you recorded it so it gets some more attention. Also in a similar britney-bashing vein, I remember enjoying your take on 'toxic' thoroughly as well. Keep pimping those skills man. Hopefully I can get off my ass and record some of my stuff in the near future and ask around the site for some collaboration help. You wouldn't be able to do any Looney Tunes voices would you? (sry, long comment)
Agrimorfee - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Luke Brattoni comes out of self-imposed parody retirement and knocks one out of the proverbial ballpark, like he hasn't been away a day. Uproarious! The only thing you didn't include here was the shaving incident, but no loss. 555.
Luke Brattoni - October 15, 2008 - Report this comment
It's down near the bottom there: "Smooth: scalp razor shaving. Dude! Drapes match the carpet?!" Thanks!
Jason - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good job. 555
Peter Andersson - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
You know faaaar too much details about her, was that abscence of yours a stalker tour I wonder...
Luke Brattoni - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I may or may not have bought her DVD set for Christmas of 2004. I'd rather not go into details, dates and vantage locations.
EmiLoca - October 20, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - Misspellings abound. Over here we call them "Publiciztz."
Max Power - October 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Could you be one of Britney's secret lovers? 555 sets of implants
Christie Marie M - October 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done, Luke! I heard your parody on YouTube and it was very hilarious! Yep, this song tells all about Britney Spears. I remembered when she sang her first song "Baby One More Time", she had great class that time. I also haven't forgotten her performance in the VMA Awards last year. I also like the OS, too! 555!!
bobpiecheese - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Man, dude buggers off for a few years and pops up again like he was always here. Nice to see my fellow Aussie back in the ring! Top job, Luke, an excellent chronicling of Brit's trip from 'I'd hit that' to '...with a brick'. 555 for you, for sure!
Gianni Parmesiani - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I'll admit to not having really followed the saga, but now I feel like I know way too much! Thanks! (I think!)
Below Average Dave - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) If you had been able to pull off making the last two choruses work, this would be unbeatable, even with the repeat, you had enough to make it work, as a recording this would be amazing. I absolutely love all the many song references. You didn't just mention them though, you made them part of your song, terrific parody, and again of a newer song, which tends to get things overlooked on AmIRight. Brave, New, Creative, and taking a topic beaten to a pulp and still making it work-priceless.
Invisible Boy - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
This was an excellent parody. I had kinda forgotten about Britney at this point. Loved the references to her career highlights.
Invisible Boy - March 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Fun to read again
Red Ant - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Damn fine rhyming as always, and sharp satire abounds here. 555

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