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Song Parodies -> "Contagious"

Original Song Title:

"Outrageous"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Contagious"

The Lyrics

Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?

Sick. Is it cor-on-a-ry?
Got this swelling face, you see.
It's gout time, no spit excretes.
White blood cells a-pale to me.

Fever pains, cooked gametes.
Mumps gave me coma. Oh, my plasma won't replete.
Hotter than tabascoed lava heat.
Just give me more Vicodin. (Woah! Falalaa, falalaa!)

E. coli of the rear.
Temp-check via my derriere.
Stench gross, if you're under there.
Whoops, it's time for seizure! I'm...

Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?

This devouring disease.
Hawking phlegm in misery.
Abscesses all chan-cr-ous.
Left armpit is cancerous.

Eight drips, an anal probe.
Wince as they peep up my potty robes.
It's time to drop and bougie, I suppose.
Cold hands? About to shiver. UP YA! (Argh! Arghahhahh, arghahhahh!)

CPR! Voltage, clear!
I puke cuz I'm all clammy here.
Blanching is my new career.
Lebs go 'Full sick, bro!" I'm...

Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?

I bought gonnorrhea cream.
Need a pacemaker or three.
It looks bleak for sure!
I'm bloody! Ooze!

My hypertension inflames.
My cough is oh-so whooping.
They diagnosed it...
HYPCHONDRIA?!

Contagious! Yeah I'm oozing pus here.
Contagious! And I'm rather bloody.
Contagious! Got infected genes.
Contagious! Blind from no vacs-seen.
Contagious! Huge neck hives.
Contagious! Pre-op for me.
Contagious! No-one could hurl more.
Contagious! Venereal?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 16

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SharpieG - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is just disgusting!!! Really, really, really bad!!!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - March 16, 2005 - Report this comment
That is... the point. Give it 1s for Humor or Overall if you want but I put way too much effort into whacking as much feminine and internal rhyming into my parodies to stand for a 1 on Pacing.
Guy - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is outrageous. Er, no that was the OS but it's still outfrickinrageous. Well done.
Charlie Decker - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but it's certainly gross enough to be a Brattoni original. I'll learn the OS before I vote. The girl I'm currently hitting on incessantly (well, the girl I actually know, not Emi; there's no need to be threatened, Luke) is a huge Britney fan, so I'll ask her about it.
Rex - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Infectious humor!
Agrimorfee - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You are getting too gross--even for me. An admirable 545.
Melhi - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I wouldn't touch this one with a ten foot pole! ;)
Adagio - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) :D You're in bad shape! (not the parody)
Stuart McArthur - April 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - are you sure this is yours Luke? (doesn't sound like you) - outrageous wordplay as usual - 555
Rick C - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Disgustingly riotous....555
Johnny D - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Riotously disgusting!
Scathe - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This was just plain wrong.
Jeff Reuben - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
The title actually crossed my mind in the past. Good thing I won't have to touch that one now =)
Claude Prez - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Ew. Clever as usual though.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought I had fallen ill with hypochondria once, but it turned out I was only imagining it...
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOSOTM I enjoyed the grossness of this though. Right up my alley.
Spaff.com - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Dude, you have issues. (Get it? Issues?) I can't believe you made me download that freaking OS. Your replacement lyrics are a huge step in the right direction. A huge, squishy, slippery step.
Tim Mayfield - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Love the picture you got for your Google Ad. Fun Read. 5's
Arwen - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--I don't know if it's a coincidence, but at the close of this parody, I began to itch all over. Where's the calamine lotion?
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy. Charlie, (how huge is she? Oh, right. 'Eye of the beholder...') Rex, Agrimorfee, Melhi (How about with a 'surgical two-by-four?) Adagio, Stuart (You got me, I simply grossened-out one from WhatFreaks) Rick C, Johnny D (LOL) Scathe (Plainly!) Jeff (Just wear gloves) Claude, K1chyd (re-LOL) Mike Armstrong (you did say 'alley', right?) Spaff (Yeah. I got it. (Get it? Got it?) Never mind...) Tim (I got kicked out of the library for the pics on Spaff's entry!) and Arwen (sounds like a great idea for Kylie Minogue's 'Locomotion'.)

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