Song Parodies -> Dyslexic (the anagram song)

Original Song Title:	"Toxic"
Original Performer:	Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:	"Dyslexic (the anagram song)"
Parody Written by:	Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)

There are about 40 anagrams throughout this parody as a 'tribute' to dyslexia (for
those who don't know, dyslexic people confuse words with similar words, like
'three' with 'there'.) Sometimes the anagram is the whole sentence and other
times only partly. My money is on Johnny D or Spaff.com to find 'em all. I'll
shaddup now.

Maybe I can't read. Appalling.
When gun mail moves
I stare at: mauling
Thinner gall is
Enthralling

There's no heng cape
In dark men.
Britney Spears bends.
Presbyterians?
Your radios?
Sick of their hits.

Two nigh?
Now hit gown
Ginger nigger?
(The n-word does drown.)
Visit Dr now.

Real precise rear eclipse,
A dire ride.
Dyslexic: drownie? I wonder.
I'd cope air with toys-one pair of dice.
Alburquerque in queue.
Note the tone, I'm dyslexic.
Blaming gnu, Malibu.
Condone non-code: dyslexic.

I hate teammate. I mix it up.
Tame double-shifts.
Or I meet a mat.
Lonely.
Yell no, it's on Toni!

Dune ploys?
Now yelp sound.
Can't read or dare.
Can dew slow awed clowns?
Scale 'w' down.

Real precise rear eclipse,
Satired a stride.
Dyslexic: blurred ones, sore blunder.
Pride has hated a death, aah paradise.
Sordid disorder rued,
Sword words show I'm dyslexic.
Deciphered 'I cart blue'.
Lubricate? I'm dyslexic.
Cruel bait? I'm dyslexic.

Dyslexic, hating words.
Like drunk sinnin' Kurds.
I lick spaghetti now.
Lathe is ticking? ...Pow!
Wish follow owlish flow
Trying my-sexlick? Wow!

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EmiLoca - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment

It's not healthy to roll on a dirty floor. It's not healthy to hyperventilate laughing. It's not healthy to waste your brain away trying to figure out anagrams...or palindromes...whatever they are...to a point of insanity. It's not healthy to overdose on pseudophedrine HCL. Okay, so that last one isn't your fault. But wow...seriously amusing. For endangering my life, I give you a 5 for every instance in which you put my health at risk. And I give myself a 5 for overdosing on pseudophedrine HCL. Just because.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, EmiLoca! I am assuming of course that it was a drug-induced hallucination that made you think this was worthy of 5s! ;) My longest single-word palindrome is 'reviver' which I spent hours scouring the 're' section of the dictionary to find, equalling the stereotypical 'racecar'. Anyone wish to inform me of a longer single-word palindrome or jot down amusing anagrams they have come across or invented?

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Weird, must be something to do with the GMT or something but my message appears to have been posted before yours, EmiLoca. Freeeeeeaky!

Bob O'Mara - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Wow. I can only imagine how long it took for you to create this one. Awesome job!

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Bob, it took several days.

2nz - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment

I will come back three times. Once after listening to the song. Once after that to help determine my vote in May SOTM, and one more time to print meself out a copy and find all of 'em. I've got some family that would get a kick out of this. Will knit bra or - bag or jet. [?]-[great job]

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Brilliant work? Thanks, 2nz!

Agrimorfee - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

(May 04 SOTM) 455 Jake. I think you worked TOO hard. :)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee, does those parentheses imply that you're voting for me or stating your reason for reading this? *Fingers crossed in pretzel-like formation*

Rick D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

On Al's new album, he has a song "Bob" comprised entirely of palindromes (In the style of Dylan.) This is a cool counterpart to that. Since I like puzzles, you may inspire me here.

Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

(May SOTM) Very clever indeed - and thanks for the compliment - I would need to come back and study this some more, though.....looks like a lot of work went into this. Perhaps I could seek assistance from former President George Herbert Walker Bush - or, as he's known around here, former President Huge Berserk Rebel Wart Hog.

Melhi - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Wine cork! (MOST) ;)

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Rick, Johnny and Melhi. I've been harangued by teachers to focus on school for the next thirteen weeks and then muck about with such 'distractions' as this, but poobum to them, I'm addicted.

Apricot - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

It's so beautiful.... But YOU SAID THE "N" WORD! OOOOOO! I'M GONNA TELL ON YOU! Just joking, great. I'm so drunk right now..... *falls off chair*

JARLB - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment

You kurd Apricot. Your insight is always appreciated JD, honny.

Not Apricot. No really, it isn't. - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Who know who's comments I appreciate? APRICOT'S. So what if he only has two parodies on the site, one of which he didn't have anything to do with. He uses the message boards more then anyone, and he's always right. There should be an APRICOT APPRECIATION WEEK. What do you say?

Phil Alexander - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment

I could have sworn I'd commented to this already.. Truly excellent, except that it meant I had to listen to "Toxic" ;-)

Spaff.com - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Breathtaking joke, urinal pal.
You are quite an
Aboriginal junk-park athlete
or, better,
An anal-upright, bat-like joker.

All right, JARLB, I think I have found all of your damn anagrams. Don't believe me? "Pair of dice" should be "pair o' dice." "Sordid" should be "sordider," unless "rued" has a matching "ud" somewhere. And with the exception of Britney Spears/Presbyterians (picking a Britney Spears original was a nice touch, by the way), stanza 2 is just a big red herring. (Unless I'm missing something. "Heng cape"?)

Anyhoo, stellar work, as if that even needs to be said. For a
Prenatal, habitual joker king,
You're quite talented.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment

The prize goeth to Spaff! Shame rains down upon Johnny D!
Second verse was just a lame excuse to rhyme 'escape' with something. I'm saying 'there's Copenhagen in Denmark'. The dice line has a typo that I only noticed after submitting: it's meant to be 'I'd cope fair with toys' As for the 'sordid disorder', yeah I just choked trying to fit the syllables in and also rhyme an 'oo' assonance in there. I'm only (semi) human!!!! I get it: Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) Good one. It has too many 'a's for my liking.

Meriadoc - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) LOL! This kid scares the crap oughtta me! :-D

Adagio - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Gave me a headache, too! Really good work and I don't even know the song...too busy paying attn to the words!

Jeff Reuben - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent! I love the Weird Al song Rick referred to, and will have lots of fun reading this one over and over again.

2nz - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Second time back and I still like it. I find it amazing how many things you did in one song (making that song enjoyable being one of them). Great work Jar-Jar, now I just gotta come back one more time to print meself out some copies and finally solve this funny fun puzzle. My original ending statement still stands.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Cheddar to all who voted, your feedback was appreciated.

Apricot - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Cheddar?

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, kudos, props, respect... cheddar...

pre-wipe tally - February 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Pacing: 2 fours, 13 fives
How funny: 2 twos, 13 fives
Overall: 1 three, 14 fives

john ulvang - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

bravely the late bayonetter gives it five threes,,, I meant three fives.

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Song Parodies -> Dyslexic (the anagram song)

"Toxic"

Britney Spears

"Dyslexic (the anagram song)"

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)

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