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Song Parodies -> "Me Against Our Wedding"

Original Song Title:

"Me Against The Music"

Original Performer:

Britney & Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Me Against Our Wedding"

Parody Written by:

D-Boz

The Lyrics

Britney recently had an outburst for nothing at Kevin Federline during a photoshoot with her mother and brother as embarrassed witnesses and now insiders say they are highly unlikely to get married...*rolls eyes
Oh dear Kevin, you're so dumb
Gonna kick you till you're numb

B: It's me against our wedding, ya know
K: Against???
B: Yeah
K: What the f***
B: Hey, Kevin...are you happy?
K: Are you?
B: No!

I was so blind
To get to know ya and get ya in my life
I've changed my mind
No fuckin' way I'm ever gonna be your wife
It's been a game
I only needed you to make the paper headlines
You're really lame
And yet you really thought that you were mine

Un-attractive, poor, pathetic, back-up dancer, now it's me against our wedding
Wanna send ya back home, wanna send ya back home
If ya really thought we're getting married, man and wife, well face it, ya got it all wrong, you got it wrong

Hey, hey, hey
Well hey, Kevin Federline, let me se ya run (Lemme see ya)
Well now, stupid fool so blind, let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)
You're no longer in my life so let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)
I won't ever be your wife, now let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)

Now I'm getting PR for my album, the one called "In The Zone" ("In The Zone", it's called "In The Zone")
Another one called "Greatest Hits; My Prerogative" is soon coming on (Coming on, is soon coming on)

LET'S GO!

Well now I'm here
Letting ya know just how it all should be
I've made it clear
There ain't gonna be no fuckin' wedding on me
So here it is
You had your time, get right outta my sight
No more of this
You're trash, out-done, not even close to mr. right

Un-attractive, poor, pathetic, back-up dancer, now it's me against our wedding
Wanna send ya back home, wanna send ya back home
If ya really thought we're getting married, man and wife, well, face it, ya got it all wrong, you got it wrong

Hey, hey, hey
Well hey, Kevin Federline, let me se ya run (Lemme see ya)
Well now, stupid fool so blind, let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)
You're no longer in my life so let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)
I won't ever be your wife, now let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)

Get out the door, you've played your part
Don't need nobody, so let it go
If you want a wedding, ask your ex-girlfriend
And maybe she will take you back, yeah

Hey Kevin
You say you wanna marry me
Well, sorry dude, it ain't gonna happen
Listen, Kevin
You're too much a trashy tramp for me
Never thought you were hot
Wedding's off, if you forgot

Hey, hey, hey
Well hey, Kevin Federline, let me se ya run (Lemme see ya)
Well now, stupid boy so blind, let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)

Get out the door, you've played your part
Don't need nobody, so let it go
If you want a wedding, ask your ex-girlfriend
And maybe she will take you back, yeah

Well hey, Kevin Federline, let me se ya run (Lemme see ya)
Well now, stupid fool so blind, let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)
You're no longer in my life so let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)
I won't ever be your wife, now let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)
Well hey, Kevin Federline, let me se ya run (Lemme see ya)
Well now, stupid boy so blind, let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)
I don't need you anymore, just let me see ya run (Lemme see ya)
Now I'm showing you the door, so let me see ya run



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John Barry - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like your assault on these vacuous people.
Kimberly G. - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
HE-Larious! Lmao Make more.
Blethar - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Great! See, if she hadn't just divorced someone after a few hour marriage, and hadn't made it so obvious she was getting married, there's a chance no-one would see it as a publicity stunt. The crazy world of celebrities...5-5-5

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