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Song Parodies -> "Calzone"

Original Song Title:

"In the Zone"

Original Performer:

Britney and Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Calzone"

Parody Written by:

SaraJellyBean

The Lyrics

B: Britney
M: Madonna

All my people in the Town
Grab a slice and eat it down

B: It's me against the food
M: Uh uh
B: It's just me
M: And me
B: Yeah
M: C'mon
B: huh
M: Hey Britney?
B: Are you ready?
M: Uh uh, are you?
B: uh

B&M: And no one cares
B: It's cloggin' my pores, it's fattin my waist
B&M: can't climb the stares
B: The sweat is drippin' all over my face
B&M: And no one's there
B: I'm the only one eatin' up in this place
B&M: Tonight I'm here
B: Feel the grease of the cheese, gotta get to that place

B: I'm up against the counter, tryin' to give him an order
B: It's like a competition, me against the crowd
B: I wanna eat the calzone, I wanna eat the calzone
B: If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your money
B: Tryin' to eat it, chic-a-taa
B: In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey

CHORUS
B&M: All the people on the floor
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All the people eattin' more
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: All my people eat pizza
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All my people in the crowd
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya

B&M: So how would you like a friendly competition
B&M: Let's take on the food (B: let's take on the food, let's take on the food)
B&M: It's you and me pizza, we're the music
B&M: Time to party all night long (B: all night long, all night long)

Oh uh dear, let's go

B&M: We're almost there
B: I'm feelin' real bad and I can't explain
B&M: My stomach's bad
B: intestines movin' at a rapid pace
B&M: Baby feel it Churn
B: From the tip of my toes, runnin' through my veins
B&M: And now's your turn
B: Let me see what you got, don't hesitate

B: I'm up against the counter, tryin' to give him an order
B: It's like a competition, me against the crowd
B: I wanna eat the calzone, I wanna eat the calzone
B: If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your money
B: Tryin' to eat it, chic-a-taa
B: In a minute I'm a take a you on, I'm a take a you on
Hey, hey, hey


B&M: All the people on the floor
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All the people eattin' more
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: All my people eat pizza
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All my people in the crowd
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya

B&M: Get on the floor, baby lose control (yeah)
B&M: Just work your pizza and let it go (let it go)
B&M: If you wanna party, just grab a breadstick
M: Hey Britney
B&M: We can eat all night long

M: Hey Britney, you say you wanna lose control
M: Come over here I got somethin to show ya
M: Chubby lady, I'd rather see you eat it whole
M: If you think it's so hot, better show me what you got

M: All my people in the crowd, let me see you eat
M: C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take it, take it down

B&M: Get on the floor, baby lose control
B&M: Just eat your pizza and let it go
B&M: If you wanna party, just grab a breadstick
M: Hey Britney
B&M: We can eat all night long

B&M: All the people on the floor
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All the people eattin' more
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya
B&M: All my people eat pizza
B: Let me see you eat
M: Let me see ya
B&M: All my people in the crowd
B: Let me see you eat
M: I wanna see ya


M: All my people in the crowd, let me see you eat
M: C'mon Britney eat it down, make the food deplete
M: All my people eat pizza, party all night long
M: C'mon Britney lose control, watch you take it, eat it down

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Birgitta - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
SarahJB-your pacing is perfect. I'd liked to have seen you not use so many original lines,still-you did a great job! TC
SaraJellyBean - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Birgitta.....I actually started writing parody songs when I was 17 with one of my friends from high...we had enough for about 3 albums of various songs that were about different stuff we did...I know she still has a few....My dad always said I seemed to have a knack for it....and I usually use my own lines and not from the song..but this was a quick 10 minute write up...if I had taken more time I could've been more creative :)
M dawg - June 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Er the title of the song iz Me against the music.

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