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Song Parodies -> "99.9% Sure (I Didn't Bring Home A Whore)"

Original Song Title:

"99.9% Sure"

Original Performer:

Brian McComas

Parody Song Title:

"99.9% Sure (I Didn't Bring Home A Whore)"

Parody Written by:

Static

The Lyrics

inspired by idiots on my bus who don't know whose shoes are whose.
You don't know what you do to me
You changed around the scenery
Cause you still won't get in bed with me
And it seems just right,yeah it seems just right
Something tells me I made the choice
That defines where I'm at...

I didn't bring home a whore
Or we would've ended up like this
Woulda been,stumblin' into bed for the night instead of getting back home at three
I've never been moved this way
Nobody's ever made me say
I'm 99.9% sure I didn't bring home a whore

I know that you don't like that dance
Who needs to lose designer pants
And I've already become a man
'Cause it feels that good,yeah it feels that good
Found a girl who is pretty
And I finally see...

I didn't bring home a whore
Or we would've ended up like this
Woulda been,stumblin' into bed for the night instead of getting back home at three
I've never been moved this way
Nobody's ever made me say
I'm 99.9% sure I didn't bring home a whore
Ninety-nine point,ninety-nine point
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na
Ninety-nine point,ninety-nine point
Na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na

Found a girl who is pretty
And I finally see...

I didn't bring home a whore
Or we would've ended up like this
Woulda been,stumblin' into bed for the night instead of getting back home at three
I've never been moved this way
Nobody's ever made me say
I'm 99.9% sure I didn't bring home a whore

I didn't bring home a whore
Or we would've ended up like this
Woulda been,stumblin' into bed for the night instead of getting back home at three
I've never been moved this way
Nobody's ever made me say
I'm 99.9% sure I didn't bring home a whore

No,I didn't bring home a whore
I didn't bring home a whore (I've never moved this way)
I didn't bring home a whore
99.9% sure I didn't bring home a whore

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T.J. Spindler - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
This was worth a 2,2,2? Someone gave you a 2,2,2? Well, 5,5,5! Check my parody that's on your parodyweb site. Click on my name!
Static - October 08, 2003 - Report this comment
belated thanks. my aol im is stattic6, if you have it.
T.J. Spindler - October 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't get that, sorry. Do u mean your e-mail address is "stattic6@aol.com"? What is the password for the site you made me? I know it is "Stephanie", but where are capitals and lower cases. Check my parodyweb parody and comment there! tj out to check guestbook
Static - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
never mind. and the password is actually "tjspindler" just like that (no quotes)
Katie - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
haaawhore. lol thats the way my friend says that word she says:hey k? r u a haaaawhore? haha i gotta say haaaawhore is one of my favorite words. lol great song
Static - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
i'll admit, this is based on a real-life experience. well, not a date, but later i found out my girlfriend was a "haaaawhore" (don't feel like removing the haaaa) and i messed her popularity up worse than the queen of pop (Michael Jackson) did to his face.
Katie - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT....michael jackson AHHH ( i c him in my nightmares!) haha thats so wrong, well at least she had popularity to destroy! me? im invisible and i like it like that so go me!
Static - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
uh... maybe the 76th most popular out of 88 lol

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