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Song Parodies -> "33.3% Sure (I Won't Lose It In '04)"

Original Song Title:

"99.9% Sure (I've Never Been Here Before)"

Original Performer:

Brian McComas

Parody Song Title:

"33.3% Sure (I Won't Lose It In '04)"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

Yea, so, this is a really cool country song - idea just kind of hit me while I was listening to it, hopefully you like it. With the questions surrounding the '04 election, the fact that the presidency is up in the air is what I'm trying to convey.
You don't know what to do with me
I'm that gull darn voting machine
No one knows who has won Dade County
So let's recount, yeah, let's recount

Whoa, how strange that it's Florida
That decided it all...


Oh, I'll never get beat by Gore
I'll never let Al beat me
Never win, President, hesitant,
That I actually won it truthfully
Never lose to a Democrat
Thanks to those hanging chads
I'm 33.3% sure
I won't lose it in '04.

I'm not worried bout Joe Lieberman
Beat him once, I can beat him again
I know that I got lots of fans
So I'm feelin good, yeah, I'm feelin good

Edwards may think he's got a shot...
Carolina's all he's got


33 point, 33 point, 3,3,3,3,3,3,3

John Kerry has as good a chance
As us helpin out France...



I won't lose it in '04 (x2)
33.3% sure, I won't lose it in '04

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Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I always like the country songs up here.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody About Iraq/Bush

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