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Song Parodies -> "Breasts"
Original Song Title:
"Breath"
Original Performer:
Breaking Benjamin
Parody Song Title:
"Breasts"
Parody Written by:
Jarvis Procter
The Lyrics
Caught a glimpse of your headlights
and the more I see the more I like
Can I hold 'em yet
in my hands?
Ooh ooh ooh
Baby, would you be so kind
to lean over here just one more time
Can I hold 'em yet?
Love them cans!
So very nice, your chest
they are the very best
They could poke out an eye
but no, I wouldn't mind
I would just simply lay
play all day
with these
'Cause your big breasts are so pretty
I wanna lick 'em, oh, can I please?
I will start crying without your boobs
'cause I want to be fed by you
Wet 'T' contest will start soon
pour some water and the winner's you
Can I hold 'em then
when you win?
'Cause so nice, is your chest
they are the very best
They could poke out an eye
but no, I wouldn't mind
I would just simply lay
play all day
with these
'Cause your big breasts are so pretty
I wanna lick 'em, oh, can I please?
I will start crying without your boobs
'cause I want to be fed by you
D!
D!
D!
Your cleavage
I'm seekin'
Unsnapping...
you slap me!
But your big breasts are so pretty
I wanna lick 'em, oh, can I please?
I will start crying without your boobs
'cause I want to be fed by you
and the more I see the more I like
Can I hold 'em yet
in my hands?
Ooh ooh ooh
Baby, would you be so kind
to lean over here just one more time
Can I hold 'em yet?
Love them cans!
So very nice, your chest
they are the very best
They could poke out an eye
but no, I wouldn't mind
I would just simply lay
play all day
with these
'Cause your big breasts are so pretty
I wanna lick 'em, oh, can I please?
I will start crying without your boobs
'cause I want to be fed by you
Wet 'T' contest will start soon
pour some water and the winner's you
Can I hold 'em then
when you win?
'Cause so nice, is your chest
they are the very best
They could poke out an eye
but no, I wouldn't mind
I would just simply lay
play all day
with these
'Cause your big breasts are so pretty
I wanna lick 'em, oh, can I please?
I will start crying without your boobs
'cause I want to be fed by you
D!
D!
D!
Your cleavage
I'm seekin'
Unsnapping...
you slap me!
But your big breasts are so pretty
I wanna lick 'em, oh, can I please?
I will start crying without your boobs
'cause I want to be fed by you
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Great parody. One of the breast (pun intended). I like big breasts and I cannot lie. 555
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