-> "Diarrhea Pain"
Original Song Title:
"Diary Of Jane"
Parody Song Title:
"Diarrhea Pain"
The Lyrics
Think I got to
Make some number two but it's loose stool
So let me ask
Do you smell that?
Do you smell that?
And I can't find
The stall that I crapped in the last time
So now I'll ask
Do you smell that?
Do you smell that?
Uuuuuuugh
Something's coming right away
Something's just about to break
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
So help me dysentery
Try to find out what made me sick
As I sit down
Lightning quick
Do you smell that?
Do you smell that?
There's a skid line down my underwear
And I can't find
Another pair can I flush that?
Flush that?
Something's coming right away
Something's just about to break
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
Sweat is beading on my face
As my bowels begin to quake
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
So help me Aztec two-step
Desperate, I will crawl
Can't hold out so long
No roll, there is no roll
A little help anyone?
What's come from my bum?
Something's coming right away
Something's just about to break
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
Rectal burn erupting spray
People run the other way
I will try to hide the stain from my diarrhea pain
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