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Song Parodies -> "Diarrhea Pain"

Original Song Title:

"Diary Of Jane"

Original Performer:

Breaking Benjamin

Parody Song Title:

"Diarrhea Pain"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Vick

The Lyrics

Think I got to
Make some number two but it's loose stool
So let me ask
Do you smell that?
Do you smell that?

And I can't find
The stall that I crapped in the last time
So now I'll ask
Do you smell that?
Do you smell that?

Uuuuuuugh

Something's coming right away
Something's just about to break
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
So help me dysentery

Try to find out what made me sick
As I sit down
Lightning quick
Do you smell that?
Do you smell that?

There's a skid line down my underwear
And I can't find
Another pair can I flush that?
Flush that?

Something's coming right away
Something's just about to break
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
Sweat is beading on my face
As my bowels begin to quake
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
So help me Aztec two-step

Desperate, I will crawl
Can't hold out so long
No roll, there is no roll
A little help anyone?
What's come from my bum?

Something's coming right away
Something's just about to break
I can barely hold the strain from my diarrhea pain
Rectal burn erupting spray
People run the other way
I will try to hide the stain from my diarrhea pain

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

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alvin rhodes - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny...5s
crazy8snake - February 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved the streak in the underwear line. Hey! did someone cut the cheese?
Abbey - March 03, 2007 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO! You are a GENIUS!
Jonny Jet Jackson - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Freakin Funny! Genius!
andrea huckstep - May 16, 2007 - Report this comment
I disagree with all the above commenters; this is not clever or funny. DKTOS, so no vote from me.
Jarvis Procter - July 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Dude...you totally ripped this idea off from me. Grrr. That being said, yours is pretty good. 5's.
Megan - March 03, 2008 - Report this comment
It is so funny! I love it! ROTFL!:D
paddersz - June 23, 2008 - Report this comment
i listened 2 the song whilst singing along with this. SO FUNNI AND AWESOME!!!!
Sara - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Omg ROFLMAO!! I was singing this along to Diary of Jane and grinning my head off. The last chorus made me laugh out loud - "people run the other way" xD Absolutely fantastic!
H - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
It stinks in here cause this hit is the s**t!!
Matthew - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
It was so funny reading the lyrics and singing it in the same way as Diary of Jane in my head, I give it a nine out of ten.

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