Song Parodies -> Diarrhea Pain

Original Song Title:

"The Diary Of Jane"

Original Performer:

Breaking Benjamin

  
Parody Song Title:

"Diarrhea Pain"

Parody Written by:

Jarvis Procter

Well, I have to
hurry up and find me a bathroom
before my ass, it just goes "splat"
'fore it goes "splat"
What is inside
it's about to leave my behind
now, my poor ass, it will go "splat"
there it goes, "splat"
*GROAN*!!!

I might just be here all day
and my guts and butthole ache
I wish it would go away
all this diarrhea pain
I'm yelling "God, please help me"!!!

I know Hardee's was a bad pick
as I sit here, cramped and sick
with one loud "splat"
after loud "splat"
Think I might die, if not from the pain
then, my nose fried, the scent of waste
do you smell that?
Yeah, smell that!

I might just be here all day
and my guts and butthole ache
I wish it would go away
all this diarrhea pain
As the burning in my guts
it keeps flying out my butt
I wish it would go away
all this diarrhea pain
I'm yelling "God, please help me"!!!

Desperate, I wish I
could stand and just find
Pepto, some Pepto
Oh, but I am stuck
I CAN'T STOP THESE RUNS!!!

I know I'll be here all day
and my guts and butthole ache
I wish it would go away
all this diarrhea pain
As the burning in my guts
it keeps flying out my butt
I wish it would go away
all this diarrhea pain
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Joel Martinez - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, thought you went away forever Anyway, well done,funny!555
JP - January 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Joel, I appreciate it.
Captain Random - April 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Now I'd LOVE to hear this actually performed... Hah but the lyrics are hilarious.

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