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Song Parodies -> "The Diary of Shane"

Original Song Title:

"The Diary of Jane"

Original Performer:

Breaking Benjamin

Parody Song Title:

"The Diary of Shane"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

I am not being anti-gay. It was just something that came to mind. Please this is not as what people would call 'bashing'. It's funny humor.
Did you hear it,
Shane's been going drag for a year and,
And his mom's real pissed.
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
But I don't mind, if he's gay or straight,
But just last night, he asked Bubba out.
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
No!

Don't know if he's straight or gay?
Did you hear he goes both ways?
Get sicker turning the page,
In the diary of Shane.

Did you know,
That he likes both?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On the third page,
It gets realy sick.
That we find out,
That he likes the stick.
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
And he wishes that he could quit that Mr. Dishes.,
It's gone 'brokeback',
Did you know that?
Did you know that?


In the @$$ he's such a pain,
Fashion sense is kinda lame,
Get sicker turning the page,
In the diary of Shane.
Guess that way is all the rage,
Might be queer, I won't complain,
Wonder what he has to say,
In the diary of Shane.

Oh God there's,
Something 'bout me!


I don't go that way,
I am pretty straight.
No schlong.
Please, no schlong.

Bi is so passe',
Better being gay.


Hope there's no one with this name,
No offence and don't complain,
I'm not bashing on 'that way',
Just the diary of Shane.

Guess that's Shane upon the stage,
Wearing drag and in a rage,
Rip out from the book a page,
From the diary of Shane.

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Michael Pacholek - August 26, 2006 - Report this comment
I like it. Alan Ladd couldn't be reached for comment. (Not surprising, seeing as how he's been dead since 1964.)

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