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Song Parodies -> "So Old"

Original Song Title:

"So Cold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Breaking Benjamin

Parody Song Title:

"So Old"

Parody Written by:

My Comical Romance

The Lyrics

*giggle giggle* i luvs breaking benjamin but this be funny
crowded streets are blocked by you till your done
crazy veterans want to have fun
your so old put your hand in mine
as we cross the street one last time
so how should i end your life
i know you are defenseless and i have a knife
but thats alright ill try to kill you one more time
you wish you had a family your too old to cry
the drugs make your world a fantasy so your high
your so old but your still alive 94 is too old to drive
so how should i end your life
i know you are defenseless and i have a knife
but thats alright ill try to kill you one more time
its alright its alright its alright so just die

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.9
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.4

Total Votes: 9

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Ben B. - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
This is an abomination of a great song. Not funny. I'm sorry :(
Spazz Shazz - April 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, I kinda agree with Ben B... (sorry) ...THATS NOT THE REALBENJAMIN BURNLEY IS IT...?! (don't say yes, or else I might try to track you down)

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