-> "Ganon's So Cold"
Original Song Title:
"So Cold" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ganon's So Cold"
Clouded dreams are cleared away, one by one
A legend's hero fades away. Evil's sprung.
He's so cold! Monsters everywhere...
Fear him from shoes to that red hair!
Send someone to stop all the chaos.
Steer the winds to sail up to his front door!
Satisfied and brave all inside.
Smacked in the fight!
Let's give the boy another try.
The big bird tosses you away. Don't you cry.
Do you have enough Ruppees? Sail to buy.
Not so bad, life is on your side.
Until Big Talking Boat assigns...
Mark this spot on my map, alright?
What's the deal to give me that shiny pearl?
Into the big hot cavern I go...
A gripping tool!
Killed that bug in Lava Pool!
Two more pearls to obtain? Alright...
Show these gods how worthy I truly am
Come out a new young man, alright!
This new blade's tight!
Let's show that villain he's not right!
He's not right...
Sword not right?
More big fights?
It's all mine!
The sword's bright!
Come the night!
Win this fight!
End this right...
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