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Song Parodies -> "Ganon's So Cold"

Original Song Title:

"So Cold"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Breaking Benjamin

Parody Song Title:

"Ganon's So Cold"

Parody Written by:

Marianne E. B. Markham

The Lyrics

After another long period of absence, I made another parody. And this is a tribute to The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. One of the coolest, cutest, and longest Zelda games I've played. Can hardly wait for Twilight Princess...but it's going to be on the Revolution, I'm sure. *sigh* I'm always a generation behind when it comes to the video game industry, but that's okay. I hope to catch up on other cool games when I get a PS2. Catching up is fun in a way.
Clouded dreams are cleared away, one by one
A legend's hero fades away. Evil's sprung.
He's so cold! Monsters everywhere...
Fear him from shoes to that red hair!

Send someone to stop all the chaos.
Steer the winds to sail up to his front door!
Satisfied and brave all inside.
Smacked in the fight!
Let's give the boy another try.

The big bird tosses you away. Don't you cry.
Do you have enough Ruppees? Sail to buy.
Not so bad, life is on your side.
Until Big Talking Boat assigns...

Mark this spot on my map, alright?
What's the deal to give me that shiny pearl?
Into the big hot cavern I go...
A gripping tool!
Killed that bug in Lava Pool!

(guitar break)

Two more pearls to obtain? Alright...
Show these gods how worthy I truly am
Come out a new young man, alright!
This new blade's tight!
Let's show that villain he's not right!

He's not right...

Sword not right?
More big fights?
Treasure? Find!
It's all mine!

The sword's bright!
Come the night!
Win this fight!
End this right...
2005 by Marianne E. B. Markham

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Tim Mayfield - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Wind Waker has the best character control, but I prefer 'Ocarina of Time' for coolness. Riding Epona is better than drowning in the sea.
Marianne E. B. Markham - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Ocarina of Time is classic...another of my favorites besides Link to the Past and Wind Waker. Hm, I've yet to do a song parody on Lttp... Hm... I know I'll probably come up with one someday. Heh.

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