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Song Parodies -> "No Toilet Paper"

Original Song Title:

"Sooner Or Later"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Breaking Benjamin

Parody Song Title:

"No Toilet Paper"

Parody Written by:

Billy Boyd

The Lyrics

About a young guy's unfortunate predicament a Christmas party at his house.
I went to take a crap
just like I always have
I should have paid attention
but, woe, this time I didn't
When it was time to wipe
I could not believe my eyes
there was no toilet paper
not even under cabinet!
I could call my mom
but the house is full
my blood is burning through my face

No toilet paper! I really hate this
Oh, God, this is just not my day today
There's too many out there, but how long can I sit here?
I wish they would all just go away

This situation's vile
I could just see them smile
I feel I'm going crazy
Oh, man, I need some T.P!
Why did I ever invite
that cute girl that I like?
This is just too pathetic
I know she'd never forget it
I wanna call my mom
but the house is full
my blood is burning through my face

No toilet paper! I really hate this
Oh, God, this is just not my day today
There's too many out there, but how long can I sit here?
I wish they would all just go away

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JOEBEASTYG78 - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Ben would be proud

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