Hi, my name is Ocean-Sirius.
Yeah, we got three hours to cruise The Croft Times
and not much is happening this Saturday night in this part of England.
You can all dial up your modems to answer a couple of questions,
namely, what is happening in The Tomb Raider community.
Just signed into Live Universe as a guest.
Will I have a good chat? We'll see about that...
Give us an instant chat message! It's a boring night.

Yeah everyone, this is Ocean-Sirius wait waiting,
Want to meet another like-minded fan.
Waddya think? Anyone else there?

I logged on again that night with the screen in my eyes,
When a link was there with a fun surprise.
A chat room place with a twist,
Was a completely empty place and didn't seem bliss,
"Anyone else here?" I said:
"I think I'm all alone today."

I did nothing,
Absolutely nothing in that chat, and I say:
What the hell was I doing drinking in Lara's Pub all alone?

I got my own drinks to flavour,
Maybe someone will be there later,
Still I need a fan.
And the clock was showing the time as ten,
As I thought of completing Venice again.
Blaring out the radio,
Sipping on ginger beer,
Just wishing for a friend.

Feeling it'd be groovy,
The truth didn't soothe me. (Quiet night!)

I did nothing,
Absolutely butkiss that chat, and I say:
What the hell was I doing drinking in Lara's Pub all alone?

With my mind on my community and my money on my... connection!
I know that life is crap without cash,
So I better swot up,
And take my exams quick.
Yeah, few more years I hope I'm not too thick.

Some more time there would have hurt me,
Another chat room's where I wanted to be.
Wanted to discuss my fave cyber star,
About the creation done by Eidos and Core.

Then a chatter turned to me and said:
"Age sex and location?"
We've got another life form,
And I guess that's something, so I ask you:
What the hell was I doing drinking in Lara's Pub all alone?

I got my own drinks to flavour,
Maybe someone will be there later,
Still I need a fan.
We need to find more people,
Call back Sunday and maybe we'll fill it all up.
La-Ra's-Pub, La-Ra's-Pub, Lar Ra's.!..
So I ask you:
What the hell was I doing drinking in Lara's Pub all alone?

By
Ocean-Sirius.