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Where have my shoes gone? I am not sloppy?
Don't denigrate, holler at me
It's just that I'm absent-minded you see
In other words, I got short-term memory
What can I do? Might be hard to believe
Sometimes I even forget to breathe!
Am I allergic to peaches or just peas?
Can you all help me find my house keys?

Was it 'screwdriver' or 'plier'
That is a mixed drink to get you higher?

I am just amnesiac
A memory boost I'm needin'
Where'd I go, I can't back track
I am just amnesiac
It's like my brain is leakin'
Am I afraid of Bernie Mac?
Am I Christian or heathen?

At the office where I'm slavin' away
I squeak by every day
President still thinks I'm a big deal
But there's a day that made me ill
Online trying to pay medical bills
Accidentally used the company tills!
Hey, I wasn't actually tryin' to steal
Luckily cleared that with tech skills!

Maybe I'm just too damned tired (with wife and kid)
I hope (you dope) this won't (this won't) get me newly fired! (Where's my car?)

I'm just amnesiac
A memory boost I'm needin'
When I leave, I can't backtrack
What's my name, was it Steven? (oh my!)
I'm just amnesiac (where's my shoe?)
My password I am needin' (oh no!)
Will someone pick up my slack? (Where's my pants?)
I know that it's frustratin'! (oi vey!)

So distracted that I sometimes forget to eat a meal
Or when I bike forgetting that I need a second wheel (what's the deal?)
I just can't remember, please give some clues to me (rescue me!)
What was my song about now? Please tell me

I'm just amnesiac
A memory boost I'm needin' (where's my money?)
When I go suitcase pack
I sometimes pack the cat in
I'm just amnesiac (where's my car?)
Sometimes when I am shavin'
I use toothbrush, not Bic Trac (ooh, bad luck Jack!)
What was Radiohead's fifth album? (Kid A?)
I'm just amnesiac (but I'm not slow)
A memory boost I'm needin' (use a post-it, no kiddin'!)
Am I white or a black? (Pigment I lack)
A memory boost I'm needin' (oh why?)
I'm just amnesiac (Did I start...)
It's like my brain is leakin' (Singin'...)
When I sing Brandy's track (Now will she come back?)
So much that is forgotten

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