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Song Parodies -> "A Typical Country Song"

Original Song Title:

"Whiskey Lullaby"

Original Performer:

Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss

Parody Song Title:

"A Typical Country Song"

Parody Written by:

King Blake the Great

The Lyrics

It seems like all country songs are the same: somebody (or more) is drunk, it's raining, his wife left him, and the only thing he's got left is his dog and his truck.
Now I was drunk
I had one too many cans of Miller Lite
Got in the truck
But I never did get to my home that night

I staggered down the dark highway
A mile at a time
Never thought I would get caught, you see
From the lights that flashed behind

Until that night

I put my hand onto the wheel and pulled the trigger
They say that you can run, but you can't hide
My engine's big, but this time his was bigger
Couldn't get away from him, although I tried

Found myself in jail right next to Lincoln
Who was in there cause he stole some lady's snuff
If I get out, I guess I'll stop my drinkin'
Got a dollar saved for bail, that's not enough

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la

I called my wife
But it hurt so bad when she laughed into my ear
I hate my life
Oh how I wished that this jail would sell some beer

Cause my wife was makin' fun of me
A few words at a time
I believed that she ignored my plea
Made me pay back for my crime

It just ain't right...

How I wished I would of layed off all that Miller
It stuck me in this prison out of spite
My wife won't even help me, that's the killer
I suppose I'll have spend the night

I walked back to my cell and talked to Lincoln
Who's about the only friend I got right now
I bet my wife's at home and just a drinkin'
Man I've got to get out of this place somehow

la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Solid man. As a resident country Amirighter... I liked it.
Jonathan - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
How true i noticed that to 545

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