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Song Parodies -> "I Will Pummel You"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Make Love To You"
Original Performer:
Boyz To Men
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Pummel You"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
Tensions rise
Make a fist
And throw out the kids tonight
For tonight is this the night
You're gonna really hate, me as we fight
How you whine
Such a crier
Girl I'll give you my backhand
You'll submit to my demands
You will do anything
Or I'll beat on your ass
I will pummel you
'Til you're black and blue
With a fist so tight
As you put up a fight
I will pummel you
'Til I'm good and through
And I will not let up 'til you beg me to
Girl relax
One more blow
You get beat 'cause you're a Ho
I'm just gonna take it out on you
Girl are you ready
It's gonna be a long night
Knock you down
On the floor
I'm gonna make you black and blue
How I love to beat on you
Girl whenever you plead
Oh you know I'll hit you
I will pummel you
'Til you're black and blue
With a fist so tight
As you put up a fight
I will pummel you
'Til I'm good and through
And I will not let up 'til you beg me to
Maybe tonight, I just might
And I will skip the fight
This is your wish
Am I right
Yet the thing that I know I must give you
The end of your life, your life, tonight
I will pummel you
'Til you're black and blue
With a fist so tight
As you put up a fight
I will pummel you
'Til I'm good and through
And I will not let up 'til you beg me to
Make a fist
And throw out the kids tonight
For tonight is this the night
You're gonna really hate, me as we fight
How you whine
Such a crier
Girl I'll give you my backhand
You'll submit to my demands
You will do anything
Or I'll beat on your ass
I will pummel you
'Til you're black and blue
With a fist so tight
As you put up a fight
I will pummel you
'Til I'm good and through
And I will not let up 'til you beg me to
Girl relax
One more blow
You get beat 'cause you're a Ho
I'm just gonna take it out on you
Girl are you ready
It's gonna be a long night
Knock you down
On the floor
I'm gonna make you black and blue
How I love to beat on you
Girl whenever you plead
Oh you know I'll hit you
I will pummel you
'Til you're black and blue
With a fist so tight
As you put up a fight
I will pummel you
'Til I'm good and through
And I will not let up 'til you beg me to
Maybe tonight, I just might
And I will skip the fight
This is your wish
Am I right
Yet the thing that I know I must give you
The end of your life, your life, tonight
I will pummel you
'Til you're black and blue
With a fist so tight
As you put up a fight
I will pummel you
'Til I'm good and through
And I will not let up 'til you beg me to
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