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Song Parodies -> "I Love Taxi... dermy!"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

Original Performer:

Bow Wow Wow

Parody Song Title:

"I Love Taxi... dermy!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Got an animal you want to treat?
Preserve the skull, legs, teeth and feet?
Mannequin or form inspires
Skin is treated, dyed, stuffed to desire!

I love taxi, I love taxi... dermy!

Lion, Tiger, Wolf, Raptor fowl
Loose figured or a wall mount
Can be natural, or special sorted
Mythological Griffin is no tall order!

I love taxi, I love taxi... dermy!

Love your kitty, still want to pet her?
Love your dog, well death can't (completely) have her!
Likeness preserved for all time
But it'll cost you... big time!

It's worth it!!!

I love taxi, I love taxi... dermy!
Better than buried that gets all wormy!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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 5   9

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Rob Arndt - February 15, 2016 - Report this comment
Jonathan - February 15, 2016 - Report this comment
have you ever heard or the game "Crazy Taxi" for the SEGA Dreamcast? it was a game in which you play as a cabbie who drives people around... as recklessly as possible! did you know that had the system lasted longer there would've been a sequel called "Crazy Taxidermist?" anyway good job Rob just one thing wasn't the Bow Wow Wow version of this OS from the '80s? or was this parody based on a re-record they might've done in the '00s? 5's
Rob Arndt - February 15, 2016 - Report this comment
I usually just ask Google when released and 2004 came up. However, 3 artists have performed this song originating from 1965. BWW did theirs in 1982, so you're right. The 2004 probably comes from the Aaron Carter version or re-release...

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