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Song Parodies -> "Guy all the Gay Guys Want"
Original Song Title:
"Girl all the Bad Guys Want"
Original Performer:
Bowling 4 Soup
Parody Song Title:
"Guy all the Gay Guys Want"
Parody Written by:
cosmic
The Lyrics
hi! this isn't meant to offend anyone, its just a bit of fun! luv cosmic xox
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a guy a little camper than me.
His name is Brutus, he's a gay with a nipple ring,
He wears a pink thong, and its so tight that it busts at the seams.
And when he walks,
his a$$ looks like its chew-ing toffee
but he doesn't notice me!
Cause he's watchin' Oprah
Creamin' over army guys
Listenin' to Village People
glitterballs in his eyes
It's like a camp movie
he is dancing to Ge-ri
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone do me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the gay guys want.
He's the guy all the gay guys want!
He likes 'the Birdcage' and I like 'Leg-ally Blonde'
His cd changer's full of singers that are dressed up as cowboys
he says he'd like to score with some guy who looks like James Bond
he'll never know that I'm the best a$$ he'll ever have
And when he walks,
his a$$ looks like its chew-ing toffee
he'll never notice me!
Cause he's watchin' Oprah
Creamin' over army guys
Listenin' to Village People
glitterballs in his eyes
he likes 'em with a moustache
gay club VI-P pass
Drivin' a convertible
any man with a damn-fine-a$$
It's like a camp movie
he is dancing to Ge-ri
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone do me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the gay guys want.
He's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
There he goes again
With leather trousers on, and glitter in his hair
he has my heart, all I wanna do is date him
(and also later, wanna see him naked...)
Now I am watchin' Oprah
Tryin' to be a camper guy
Listenin' to Village People
glitterballs in my eyes
I can't grow a moustache
And I ain't got no VIP pass
All I got's an anklet...anklet....anklet.....
It's like a camp movie
he's dancing to Ge-ri
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone do me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the gay guys want.
He's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
To finally talk to a guy a little camper than me.
His name is Brutus, he's a gay with a nipple ring,
He wears a pink thong, and its so tight that it busts at the seams.
And when he walks,
his a$$ looks like its chew-ing toffee
but he doesn't notice me!
Cause he's watchin' Oprah
Creamin' over army guys
Listenin' to Village People
glitterballs in his eyes
It's like a camp movie
he is dancing to Ge-ri
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone do me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the gay guys want.
He's the guy all the gay guys want!
He likes 'the Birdcage' and I like 'Leg-ally Blonde'
His cd changer's full of singers that are dressed up as cowboys
he says he'd like to score with some guy who looks like James Bond
he'll never know that I'm the best a$$ he'll ever have
And when he walks,
his a$$ looks like its chew-ing toffee
he'll never notice me!
Cause he's watchin' Oprah
Creamin' over army guys
Listenin' to Village People
glitterballs in his eyes
he likes 'em with a moustache
gay club VI-P pass
Drivin' a convertible
any man with a damn-fine-a$$
It's like a camp movie
he is dancing to Ge-ri
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone do me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the gay guys want.
He's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
There he goes again
With leather trousers on, and glitter in his hair
he has my heart, all I wanna do is date him
(and also later, wanna see him naked...)
Now I am watchin' Oprah
Tryin' to be a camper guy
Listenin' to Village People
glitterballs in my eyes
I can't grow a moustache
And I ain't got no VIP pass
All I got's an anklet...anklet....anklet.....
It's like a camp movie
he's dancing to Ge-ri
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone do me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the gay guys want.
He's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
he's the guy all the gay guys want!
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