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Song Parodies -> "Here In Russia There Is Problem"

Original Song Title:

"In My Country There Is Problem"

Original Performer:

Borat

Parody Song Title:

"Here In Russia There Is Problem"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

PUTIN: Political Information For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Russia
In my country there is problem
And that problem's Pussy Riot
They like to desecrate cathedrals
Bitches never can keep quiet

Throw those girls in the jail
So our country can be free
When we've nailed all those Pussies
We will have a big party

Here in Russia there is problem
And that problem is the gay
They're corrupting all our young ones
And they do it in the butt

Throw the gay in the jail
So our country can be free
We will lock up all those sissies
Then we'll have a big party

If you see the gay coming
You better not catch his disease
Grab him by his limpish wrists
And I'll tell you what to do

Throw the gay in the jail
So our country can be free
We will lock up all those nancies
Then we'll have a big party

Here in Russia there is problem
And that problem is Ukraine
Kiev's run by neo-Nazis
And their land is rightly ours

Throw Ukraine down the well
So our country can be free
We must take back the Crimea
Then we'll have a big party

Throw Ukraine down the well
So our country can be free
We'll take back Donetsk and Kharkiv
Then we'll have a big party

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Hu's On First - May 05, 2014 - Report this comment
I'm getting 1-votes already and this song hasn't even been up for six hours yet? Wow, those KGB agents are fast....
Patrick - May 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Did Fred Phelps really die, or did he just emigrate to the one country that will have him? Can't find a listing on "Find A Grave". Maybe we should be looking in Crimea. Better yet, let someone else look in Crimea. I'm not familiar with the OS, and I don't use the numerical rating system. Security code for this comment "6HU". Might be symbolic.
Susanna Viljanen - May 06, 2014 - Report this comment
What is common between Vladimir Putin and his father? Neither didn't realize to pull of soon enough.

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