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Song Parodies -> "Gone"

Original Song Title:

"One"

Original Performer:

Bono & Mary J. Blidge

Parody Song Title:

"Gone"

Parody Written by:

Rick L.

The Lyrics

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BONO
The food has gotten better,
I do not weigh the same
It would make it easier for me now,
If I had someone to blame.

You say,
One kitchen, one fridge, so much to eat
Tonight
Just one more...
You won't share it,
It'll get sour,
If you don't care for it.

MARY
Did my space cake disapoint you,
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You eat like you've never had food,
And you want me to go without
Well it's,

My turn,
Tonight.
To drag the fridge down into the light
Food for one,
There'll be no shame

I can hear my
Dietitian
My dietitian,
Wo, oh...No!

"Have you come here for forgiveness?
Did you want to join the dead?
What happened to you, cause Jesus
What do you expect me to do about your fat?"

But where did I, eat too much?
It wasn't a lot.
Please give me something,
There is nothing I got.

Make it undone,
The pizzaman just came,
See we feed each other,
Then we do it again.

My friends said,
"You'll find food in the temple
More than anything you ever saw
You can eat all the food in the temple
It will leave you in awe"

They said that I could enter,
But the door was just too small
I have to eat, I cannot hold on,
To what they've got cause,
My tummy is starting to hurt.

One meal,
No big deal,
One buffet,
I had to eat what I could
One life
With one meal,
Chefs and my
Cooks
One job,
They're not the same
We have to
Eat each other,
Eat each other.

The food's
Gone

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