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Song Parodies -> "It's My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"It's My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

From my office I have now departed
The early evening train rush has started
I hear my cellphone buzz out through the crowd
I'm gonna hear her voice
Boom like a thundercloud

It's my wife!
She's in a dither
I now gotta talk stuff with her
She thinks that I am late--I left at 5!
(It's my wife!)
She thinks that I made up some fake delay
But as I said
I'd come right away
And why would I dare go and lie
It's my wife!

Left on her own, she becomes a bloodhound
She'd hire a psychic to track my ass down
"I'm sorry" never cuts it if I come home late
Attitude is sucky
Even if the train breaks

It's my wife!
"Hello there my lover!"
While she hears the sounds of others
Try not to sound glib while stuck in line
(It's my wife!)
I'm really out at the bar with Jose
And Frank and Fred
"One for the highway!"
One more shot for Jim, don't need to drive
(Crap) it's my wife!

Better hang low when she's cussing you out
The bender's great baby, now smack down!

It's my wife!
Lost freedom forever
My free time now is never
Make no more sidetrips, then I'll survive
(It's my wife)
By 6, I must be in the doorway
Like Baby said,
I'll do it her way
Ball and chain to my leg is now applied

It's my wife!
There's no hope now to sever
In matrimony forever
I am the Derek, she is the Clive
(It's my wife)
Yes, it's her way or the highway
That's what she said
I'll get more my way
'Cause she'll give more in bed later that night
(Yes!) that's my wife!
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 16

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Peter Andersson - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty sure I've seen this title before, but I ain't gonna bother to look that up, because this was damn funny (and I've been with that girl, luckily I saw what was cooking and backed out back to freedom before it was to late).
LadyCupCakes - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord Agree, it is good to see that a Knight knows well, where his 'bread is buttered' . . .
Matthias - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Are you trying to say something Aggy? This song and then there's "Meaning of Wife".... Couples therapy I see in your future.
Matthias - August 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Are you too late to get these 5's? Apparently not, because I already voted. Great job on one of my favorite Bon Jovi songs (Although the beginning of that song reminds me of N*Sync's "It's Gonna Be Me").
Max Power - August 26, 2008 - Report this comment
She's crazy indeed, 5pm
bobpiecheese - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't get the 'I am the Derek, she is the Clive' line, but the rest was PURE GOLD. Well done Agri!
Rex - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) bobpie, look up the history of Dudley Moore and Peter Cook sometime. :-) The subtitle of this song should be "The Things We Do For --- Love".
Wolverine - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) "If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy". I think Matthias is right, a trip to couple's therapy may be needed. Or some chaincutters. :-)
Jeff Reuben - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
I've lived through this, and this was very funny. Good choice for the OS.
Below Average Dave - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good job Agri-loved it.
Rocky Mak - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
You got there before me. OK, go back to the drawing board.

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