-> "It's My Wife"
Original Song Title:
"It's My Life"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"It's My Wife"
The Lyrics
From my office I have now departed
The early evening train rush has started
I hear my cellphone buzz out through the crowd
I'm gonna hear her voice
Boom like a thundercloud
It's my wife!
She's in a dither
I now gotta talk stuff with her
She thinks that I am late--I left at 5!
(It's my wife!)
She thinks that I made up some fake delay
But as I said
I'd come right away
And why would I dare go and lie
It's my wife!
Left on her own, she becomes a bloodhound
She'd hire a psychic to track my ass down
"I'm sorry" never cuts it if I come home late
Attitude is sucky
Even if the train breaks
It's my wife!
"Hello there my lover!"
While she hears the sounds of others
Try not to sound glib while stuck in line
(It's my wife!)
I'm really out at the bar with Jose
And Frank and Fred
"One for the highway!"
One more shot for Jim, don't need to drive
(Crap) it's my wife!
Better hang low when she's cussing you out
The bender's great baby, now smack down!
It's my wife!
Lost freedom forever
My free time now is never
Make no more sidetrips, then I'll survive
(It's my wife)
By 6, I must be in the doorway
Like Baby said,
I'll do it her way
Ball and chain to my leg is now applied
It's my wife!
There's no hope now to sever
In matrimony forever
I am the Derek, she is the Clive
(It's my wife)
Yes, it's her way or the highway
That's what she said
I'll get more my way
'Cause she'll give more in bed later that night
(Yes!) that's my wife!
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