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Song Parodies -> "Want That Burger With Fries"

Original Song Title:

"Wanted Dead Or Alive"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Want That Burger With Fries"

Parody Written by:

Crazy Dave

The Lyrics

This one was lost for a long time and technically it still is. i finally re-wrote it tonight.
McDonalds, Wendy’s and Burger King
Everyday, although I’ll go anyway
Another place where the burgers aren’t so cold
Id drive all night just to get one more

I’m a fat boy, on a mission I try
I want that burger with fries
want that burger with fires

Sometimes on wheat, sometimes I eat on white
The burgers I feed, always go eventually
You’ll never guess my weight
By the burger that I ate
Once I ate through a bone; weird ‘cause it was beef


Consume these fries, though I still don’t grow in size
tired of pies, All these words all rhyme with eyes
I ate everyone, now I’m forty-five *
Ive seen a million burgers an Ive ate them all

I’m a fat boy, on a mission I try
I want that burger with fries
I’m a fat boy, I got the fries on my side
I want that burger with fries
want that burger with fires
there is just one line i want to change, though im not sure whta to change it to, i have a * next to it on the lyrics.

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