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Song Parodies -> "Intoxicated"

Original Song Title:

"Complicated"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Intoxicated"

Parody Written by:

Serevi

The Lyrics

I have been an enthusiastic visitor to the site for some time now but have never actually submitted anything myself. This however came to me on the bus back from university so i thought why not i'll give it a go! Hope you like it!
Take a look around this is what i see...,
loadsa' spirits beers and wines all calling me...yeah.
You thirst, you thirst, you see, you see, alcohol is what you need,
up is down, sideways' the same to me.

Intoxicated, inhebriated,
out my head, visions faded.
Intoxicated, you can't sedate it,
a drinking game, then i must play it.

And it's alright, it's okay,
you couldn't understand me anyway,
inhibitions straying, mingers i'm laying,
intoxicated...yeah, intoxicated...yeah.

I'm smart enough to know the happy hours,
and fool enough to down the apple sours.
You slurp, you burp, you pry, you cry,
you tell the whole world you can fly,
sometimes there's twice as many things to see...

Intoxicated, inhebriated,
out my head, visions faded.
Intoxicated, you can't sedate it,
i'm in the bog, aboutta' spray it,

and it's alright, it's okay,
i was needing to lose weight anyway.
Bouncers' tempers fraying, time to start praying,
intoxicated...yeah, intoxicated...yeah.

Is there any bottle out there,
being without is a nightmare,
don't need nobody out there to help me...

Intoxicated, inhebriated,
out my head, visions faded.
Intoxicated, you can't sedate it,
the fat barmaid's now impregnated.

Is there any asp'rin out there,
that can soothe my head and repair,
my vision and my lost stability?

Is there any lawyer please tell,
who can get me out of this cell,
don't want to spend the student's night in here...

Intoxicated!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 17

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That Fat Kid from the Goonies - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
One of the best parodies I've seen in a while. See, this is a song that makes amiright.com the best website on the planet.
Red Ant - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good first submission, Serevi. I don't know the song, but the rhyming and story was great. In all honesty, you deserve 5s just for not making this a "Constipated" parody. =)
Serevi - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey thanks a lot Fat Kid and Red Ant, i'm glad it's gone down well, it's encouraging getting good feedback! ;-D Think i mite start trying more of these with more common songs! thanks again! :-)

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