-> "Intoxicated"
Original Song Title:
"Complicated"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Intoxicated"
The Lyrics
Take a look around this is what i see...,
loadsa' spirits beers and wines all calling me...yeah.
You thirst, you thirst, you see, you see, alcohol is what you need,
up is down, sideways' the same to me.
Intoxicated, inhebriated,
out my head, visions faded.
Intoxicated, you can't sedate it,
a drinking game, then i must play it.
And it's alright, it's okay,
you couldn't understand me anyway,
inhibitions straying, mingers i'm laying,
intoxicated...yeah, intoxicated...yeah.
I'm smart enough to know the happy hours,
and fool enough to down the apple sours.
You slurp, you burp, you pry, you cry,
you tell the whole world you can fly,
sometimes there's twice as many things to see...
Intoxicated, inhebriated,
out my head, visions faded.
Intoxicated, you can't sedate it,
i'm in the bog, aboutta' spray it,
and it's alright, it's okay,
i was needing to lose weight anyway.
Bouncers' tempers fraying, time to start praying,
intoxicated...yeah, intoxicated...yeah.
Is there any bottle out there,
being without is a nightmare,
don't need nobody out there to help me...
Intoxicated, inhebriated,
out my head, visions faded.
Intoxicated, you can't sedate it,
the fat barmaid's now impregnated.
Is there any asp'rin out there,
that can soothe my head and repair,
my vision and my lost stability?
Is there any lawyer please tell,
who can get me out of this cell,
don't want to spend the student's night in here...
Intoxicated!
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