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Song Parodies -> "Who Says You Can't Drive Stoned?"

Original Song Title:

"Who Says You Can't Go Home?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Who Says You Can't Drive Stoned?"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

I spent 20 bucks gettin ripped out of my face
I was looking for keys but my head was in space
I was running away from the only thing I've ever known

And like a blind dog out on the road
I figured it was time to head on home
I got in my car, I was smashed, but I just had to go

I went there, smoked crack, and now I'm headin' back
And it's all home-grown
Doin' lines, callin' 9-1-1 on the telephone
Who says you can't drive stoned?

Who says you can't drive stoned?
As long as I avoid all of the telephone poles
Just a hometown boy, trying to get home
Who says you can't drive stoned?

Who says you can't smoke crack,
Go all around the road like on a Nascar track?
There's only one joint left, I gotta go
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright

I went as far as I could, I got completely shit-faced
I was throwin' up donuts all over the place
I lost a million miles of memories on that road
And every step I take I fear that I'm not alone
I'm way too damn paranoid, and I ain't gonna walk home
Can't feel my feet, I hope my wife will never know
Who says you can't drive stoned?

Who says you can't drive stoned?
As long as I avoid all of the telephone poles
Just a hometown boy, trying to get home
Who says you can't drive stoned?

Who says you can't smoke crack,
Go all around the road like on a Nascar track?
There's only one joint left, I gotta go
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?

(Solo)

I've went there, smoked crack, now I'm headin' back
It's been a long long road
Feels like I'm in the air, that's how the story goes

It doesn't matter where you are
Doesn't matter where you go
If you've been smokin all night or doin' bullets of blow
Breathe it in, take a hit before you go
Who says you can't drive stoned?

Who says you can't smoke crack,
Go all around the road like on a Nascar track?
There's only one joint left, I gotta roll
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright it's alright

It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Note: The pacing matches the Bon Jovi only version more accurately than the duet version.

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Joel Martinez - March 22, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL, Good One!555
Sean Johnson - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
That was an awesome parody (and having stoned friends, I definitely found the humor in it), but one thing I should mention: before "Who says you can't smoke crack" near the end, you left our a whole refrain of "Who says you can't drive stoned"; I was singing along with it and noticed this and though you should know. :-) Awesome, awesome parody though! :-)
littleCupCakes - January 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Careful Sir , on your nightly raids! We just lost a number of talented people, due to their drug taking!
Mother of 3 Ferrets - April 17, 2010 - Report this comment
man i love ur parodies!!! this 1 is great!!!! :D made me lmao!!!!!
SophieH - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Hah, this is really cool, man! It was great fun to sing along with it :).
intro - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
this is a song that ritchie and i wrote. he tells me why would you write a song of what it feels like 2 go bac home? and he says idk this is a new song off the new album. Its called Who SAYS YOU CAN'T GO HOME?

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