Song Parodies -> Who Says You Can't Drive Stoned?
| Original Song Title: | "Who Says You Can't Go Home?" |
| Original Performer: | Bon Jovi |
| Parody Song Title: | "Who Says You Can't Drive Stoned?" |
| Parody Written by: | DarkJon64 |
I spent 20 bucks gettin ripped out of my face
I was looking for keys but my head was in space
I was running away from the only thing I've ever known
And like a blind dog out on the road
I figured it was time to head on home
I got in my car, I was smashed, but I just had to go
I went there, smoked crack, and now I'm headin' back
And it's all home-grown
Doin' lines, callin' 9-1-1 on the telephone
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Who says you can't drive stoned?
As long as I avoid all of the telephone poles
Just a hometown boy, trying to get home
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Who says you can't smoke crack,
Go all around the road like on a Nascar track?
There's only one joint left, I gotta go
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
I went as far as I could, I got completely shit-faced
I was throwin' up donuts all over the place
I lost a million miles of memories on that road
And every step I take I fear that I'm not alone
I'm way too damn paranoid, and I ain't gonna walk home
Can't feel my feet, I hope my wife will never know
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Who says you can't drive stoned?
As long as I avoid all of the telephone poles
Just a hometown boy, trying to get home
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Who says you can't smoke crack,
Go all around the road like on a Nascar track?
There's only one joint left, I gotta go
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
(Solo)
I've went there, smoked crack, now I'm headin' back
It's been a long long road
Feels like I'm in the air, that's how the story goes
It doesn't matter where you are
Doesn't matter where you go
If you've been smokin all night or doin' bullets of blow
Breathe it in, take a hit before you go
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Who says you can't smoke crack,
Go all around the road like on a Nascar track?
There's only one joint left, I gotta roll
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright it's alright
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
I was looking for keys but my head was in space
I was running away from the only thing I've ever known
And like a blind dog out on the road
I figured it was time to head on home
I got in my car, I was smashed, but I just had to go
I went there, smoked crack, and now I'm headin' back
And it's all home-grown
Doin' lines, callin' 9-1-1 on the telephone
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Who says you can't drive stoned?
As long as I avoid all of the telephone poles
Just a hometown boy, trying to get home
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Who says you can't smoke crack,
Go all around the road like on a Nascar track?
There's only one joint left, I gotta go
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
I went as far as I could, I got completely shit-faced
I was throwin' up donuts all over the place
I lost a million miles of memories on that road
And every step I take I fear that I'm not alone
I'm way too damn paranoid, and I ain't gonna walk home
Can't feel my feet, I hope my wife will never know
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Who says you can't drive stoned?
As long as I avoid all of the telephone poles
Just a hometown boy, trying to get home
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Who says you can't smoke crack,
Go all around the road like on a Nascar track?
There's only one joint left, I gotta go
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
(Solo)
I've went there, smoked crack, now I'm headin' back
It's been a long long road
Feels like I'm in the air, that's how the story goes
It doesn't matter where you are
Doesn't matter where you go
If you've been smokin all night or doin' bullets of blow
Breathe it in, take a hit before you go
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Who says you can't smoke crack,
Go all around the road like on a Nascar track?
There's only one joint left, I gotta roll
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright it's alright
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright
Who says you can't drive stoned?
Note: The pacing matches the Bon Jovi only version more accurately than the duet version.
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LOL, Good One!555
That was an awesome parody (and having stoned friends, I definitely found the humor in it), but one thing I should mention: before "Who says you can't smoke crack" near the end, you left our a whole refrain of "Who says you can't drive stoned"; I was singing along with it and noticed this and though you should know. :-)
Awesome, awesome parody though! :-)
Careful Sir , on your nightly raids! We just lost a number of talented people, due to their drug taking!
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