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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Dismay"

Original Song Title:

"Have A Nice Day"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Dismay"

Parody Written by:

Josh 2

The Lyrics

im bakc baby, n betta dan ever. my comp now works again. DAK get in touch
Why you going at me coz I missed it twice.
Know I'm s'posed to hit the thing that black and white
OK try to help me. Try to make me score
Playing soccer ain't the diff between a hole and a door
I wanna live the life, I really wanna get paid
Trine to truth this lie, I'm slavin away

Oh, if theres one thing I ain't good at
It's trine to play soccer
I am gonna try, though I don't want to
I ain't got no more life
Kicking like a monkey, falling like a Dom
Right over the bar, dude that is really high
When the crowd gets on my back, I say
I'm a dismay
I'm a dismay

Have a look around me, am I in a dream
The coach thought I was rubbish, kicked me off the team
I'm the first person that this has happened to
I don't think this is fair so I'm gonna sue
I've asked at every team but they all say I'm tweet
Couldn't pay the rent now I'm walking the streets

Oh, if theres one thing I ain't good at
It's trine to play soccer
I am gonna try, though I don't want to
I ain't got no more life
Kicking like a monkey, falling like a Dom
Right over the bar, dude that is really high
When the crowd gets on my back, I say
I'm a dismay
I'm a dismay

Oh, if theres one thing I ain't good at
It's trine to play soccer
I am gonna try, though I don't want to
I ain't got no more life
Kicking like a monkey, falling like a Dom
Right over the bar, dude that is really high
When the crowd gets on my back, I say
I'm a dismay
I'm a dismay
I'm a dismay
I'm a dismay
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Yet Another Dutchman - September 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like the story of my life. 544.
Agrimorfee - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS (i don't think anyone does, it being so new), but I applaud you on the speed of getting it done.

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