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Song Parodies -> "It's My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"It's My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Lon Brown and Howard Shapiro

The Lyrics

a problem that often happens in marriages
this ain't a song for the happily married
my wife's addicted to Ben and Jerry's
she's got a lot of love to hold onto
about a hundred more pounds than when I said, "I do"

it's my wife, she's really heavy
she's bigger than my brand new Chevy
all I see are rolls of cellulite
it's my wife

she used to look like Tara Lipinsky
but now she's Monica Lewinsky
and I just can't control that appetite
it's my wife

I remember the days when she used to be tiny
but now I'm servin' dinner off of her heiny
I try hiding all the food but she starts to beg
I can't afford the bills from Jenny Craig

it's my wife, and she's really heavy
she's bigger than my brand new Chevy
all I see are rolls of Cellulite
it's my wife

she used to look like Tara Lipinsky
but now she's Monica Lewinsky
and I just can't control her appetite
it's my wife

all those skin folds when I'm eatin' her out
was once a size 2 but is a 14 now

it's my wife, she's really heavy
she's bigger than my brand new Chevy
all I see are rolls of cellulite
it's my wife

she used to look like Tara Lipinsky
but now she's Monica Lewinsky
and I just can't control her appetite
it's my wife

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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David Pratter - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Definitely very funny, but if my wife was obese, I'd make her lose that weight by doing cardio exercises and working out in aerobics classes until she burned every pound off!
No 56279 - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Good chorus but rhyme and pacing are off. Not a bad effort.

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