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Song Parodies -> "Why Are You Wet?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Aren't You Dead?"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Why Are You Wet?"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

This is from the new box set release, 100,000,000 Bon Jovi Fans Can't Be Wrong. It's a compilation of 4 CD's worth and a DVD of unreleased/demo songs. This is the first track and probably the best song, and is similar to their song "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead".
I found a towel on the back of the door
And goggles in our room on the floor
Never thought that you would take such a dive
I said "Dear god, oh no, oh why?"

I saw your car parked outside down by the lake
Saw some splashing and a towel in the shade
I can't believe my own lying eyes, oh my
It better be some other girl or even better just some guy

You told me you'd never swim out very far,
So tell me why your seat was wet when I got in the car?

You said you wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?
Instead of six feet deep you're going way over your head
There's no-good things when you go off the deep end
You said you wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?

And when I saw you had forgotten your vest
And all the suntan lotion was in the trash
Girl, I thought you were a goner for sure
But you're lucky that I found you and it isn't past 4!

Fishes to fishes
Bugs to bugs
If you can't find a lifeguard baby who can you trust?!?

You said you wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?
Instead of six feet deep you're going way over your head
There's no-good things when you go off the deep end
You said you wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?

Fishes to fishes
Bugs to bugs
If you can't find a lifeguard baby who can you trust?!?

Wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?
Instead of six feet deep you're going way over your head
There's no-good things when you go off the deep end
You said you wouldn't swim without me baby so why are you wet?
You said you wouldn't swim without me
What a surprise
Instead of eyeing the water you're getting watery eyes
I spent my whole life trying to to not find you dead
You said you wouldn't swim without me
So why are you wet?

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Scrawny Johnny - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Finally found the right Bon Jovi song to parody...good! Oh, and thanks for your comments on my Bon Jovi parody.

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