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Song Parodies -> "Rejects (Unoffical theme song for American Idol 2)"

Original Song Title:

"One Wild Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Rejects (Unoffical theme song for American Idol 2)"

Parody Written by:

BeeRod

The Lyrics

Marcus smiling
While Alden is restless
And Dino is howling like the wolf
There's that sheepy girl think she is Miss Dion
At least she ain't like dancing with the beaver dude
(booooo)
Cedric's a pimp
And Vicky is chimp
Keith ain't getting his bump and grind
So I'm passing by
Here I found is Edgar
Who's thinks he's going to Hollywood

Hollywood, Hollywood
Hollywood, Hollywood
Hollywood
Yeah right

Rejects
Simon cuss them out
Rejects
Paula has no sweet words
Rejects
Randy piggin on his coke
And all we left is somewhere to try to get home
Rejects, rejects
Rejects, rejects, rejects

Lee thinks he Tarzan
He's no Nathanel 3
At least they sing faster than Patsy
Kristen and Janine
Got the same boyfriend
But not as bad as Mariah wannabe
(boooo)
Anthony talking like he's a girl
But another guy made Simon quit
But here's a song
I hope like it
It's called
You can take forever and shove it up your a**

Rejects
Simon cuss them out
Rejects
Paula has no sweet words
Rejects
Randy piggin on his coke
And all we left is somewhere to try to get home
Rejects
Alyson got ODD
Rejects
One guy aint wearing slippies
Rejects
Charm think he's the next big thing
But learn from Omega
Don't dance while you sing
Rejects, rejects
Rejects, rejects, rejects

(guitar solo from Ryan Seacrest)

Ghastly, dreadful
Horrendous and awful
I don't know what to say
Never sing again
You are the worst singer in the world
You're rejects!

Rejects
Simon cuss them out
Rejects
Paula has no sweet words
Rejects
Randy piggin on his coke
And all we left is somewhere to try to get home
Rejects
Aint no mountain high enough
Rejects
I love you and celebration
Rejects
Dance like a boy band is bad
But being happy is worse
Some come let's laugh
Rejects, rejects

Rejects (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Rejects (ohhh, ohhh)
Rejects

Rejects
American Idol 2
Rejects
Stayed tuned
Rejects
Top 32 is comin on
Rejects, rejects
Rejects, rejects
Rejects

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