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Song Parodies -> "Where's My Knife (the Oj Song)"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Where's My Knife (the Oj Song)"

Parody Written by:

HellOfAGuy

The Lyrics

this is from the viewpoint of OJ Simspon
This ain't a knife for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer because I farted
I hate it when she screams so loud
She's gonna cheer my damn name
When I'm in the murder hall of fame

Chorus:
Where's my knife
Its sharp and metal
She ain't gonna live forever
I just want to stab her five times
(Where's my knife)
Her heart is pounding harder
Like she said
Why the f**k me
I just want to stab her five times
Where's my knife

This is the day she dies on the ground
A few stabs and I'm out of town
Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake
That was a piece of cake
Because I got away

Chorus:
Where's my knife
It's sharp and metal
She ain't gonna live forever
I just want to stab her five times


(Where's my knife)
Her heart is pounding harder
LIke she said
Why the f**k me
I just want to stab her five times
Damn where's my knife

Solo

Better fun fast when I'm looking for you
Don't bitch, Don't complain, baby, dont even move a muscle

Chorus

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