She is big, and an old bag.
{yo yo}
She thinks I'm lazy, and a big old fag.
{yo yo}
But I don't care, cuz' she's lazy and fat.
I don't give a care of that old bat.

That's my wife,
she is big and heavy.
She used to be my old employee.
I think I settle for divorce.
{that's my wife}
{yo yo}

I don't know why she thinks I'm a slob.
She doesn't get off her butt, does not have a job.
But she'll pay if she doesn't get up.
When I enter the room, makes me wanna throw up.

That's my wife.
She is big and heavy.
She sits on me, and I scream " HELP ME"
I don't think I will get out alive.
{that's my wife}
That's my wife.
She is big and rounded.
I looked for a cat she sat on, then I found it.
She'll settle alimony.
That's my wife.

That's my wife,
I'm gettin' rid of her.
When I see her, I shudder.
I don't know how I'll get out alive.
That's my wife.