Yeah! This bather think we smell or something that cleaner
Craaapp, man what the... let me smell you like the other cleaners
How bad we really smell bathers in this pliaaace... know what I'm saying?
Damn cleaner crap man, we're punk a** kids we never are clean bathers....
That don't mean nothing bather! I'm going to make him smell me up, that cleaner!
Craaapp, let me show these other cleaners how bad we really me!!

[Chorus]
So I'm inside of da room and I stink like a skuuunnk
I wear the same clothing all week because I'm a puuunnk
I told those other washers
I aint never clean (shower)
I aint never clean (water)
I aint never clean (shampoo)
I aint never clean (washer)
I aint never clean (shampoo)
I aint never clean (water)
I aint never clean (shower)

[Soap Crusher]
Let a washrag fly off of my melon
Now the soap bars are slipping outta my hands like a felon
AtcCHOOO Damn bubbles, now I'm swelling
You aint taking a bath now is ya? Have a rash?
I am smelling bad from a Bigga Figure
Cuz I sweat out heat from my ummm.. Hilfiger!
Now on some of that soap and some of that hope
Never washing anymore I'm sure they all can cope

[Chorus]

[Smelly Mike]
I got a high 4 fever do a reliever
Got in the tub and turn the water on I'll never leave her
But I'm not cleaning, f the clean, I'm never a believer
Not an achiever, I'm in my own filth
On cologne I put on all that I own
No matter the weekday, on Monday, Thursday, or Sunday
In this slim den late its punishment, just laying in it
My dirt's my favorite skin s**t
And I got permanent BO pits so I stay out it

[Chorus]

[B.O.]
Nooooo, I aint clean, I'm just not a fiend for that s**t
And I'm a grown man, find you somebody to wash wit
If you touch on me when you see me, better not slosh it
I'll drop your soap down like they do in pens
You better tell these cleaners they aint cleaning off no rookie
I'm a bath avoider, Wraa I'm a wookie
So don't make it a Han Solo situation
I'll have your partner froze and Fett set the visitation
Like, hope for the best, but I don't think he gonna bathe and
Not the way he was frozen, solid for the slave man
I'll tell you, who, he's not bathing, call him Hut cuz he is Jabba
Talking like Yoda wasn't only jibba jabba and
Just when you thought that I was done I was losing the
Subject fast, Dumb ass, it won't last
Like a jedi they don't wash its best you just let me by
Cause I use the force of smell and all my head lice so you'll never say hi

[Chorus]

Yeah bathers just stop it all other cleaners!
We're not the cleaners All you washing other cleaner's underachievers...
Step back, damn bathers listen closely...
We aint never clean on any day, bathers!
BO, Soap Crusher, Smelly Mike, just stop smelling us batheeeeerss!

[Chorus 2xs]