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Song Parodies -> "Bong #5"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo #5"

Original Performer:

Bob The Builder

Parody Song Title:

"Bong #5"

Parody Written by:

DJ Mushi

The Lyrics

12345, do you feel very sex deprived, lets go around the corner, these people want to beat me up I screwed with their girlfriends.

Do you want to get high with me, you know all your friends can get by with me. Theres davo, parro, nicko and abbot. They all got about one hundred ounce of pot. Theres no bong too big or small, even if you havent had any at all.

A little bit of cocaine mixed with pot.
A little bit of lines right here to snort.
A little bit ecstasy here for free.
A little bit of everything for you an me.

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 25

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