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Song Parodies -> "The Eel Thing"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Thing"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bo Bice

Parody Song Title:

"The Eel Thing"

Parody Written by:

BulldozerBegins

The Lyrics

"The Eel Thing" is a song off the Every Ape and His Brother album "The Chicken of the Opera". It is about the titular sea monster destroying various modern sea vessels, while one crazed survivor's warnings go completely unheeded.
1. Every ship at sea, / he'll eat it; /
Ev-er-y vessel, / defeated! /

Beware of his advance; /
This giant sea beast's glance! / A monster!
And not a lobster! /

(First Chorus)

Tell me what you'll do, when he's after you! / Beware of the Eel Thing! /
Please avoid the range/ Of his great rampage / Or there is no winning! / And it will sting!!! /

You're about to die; / There is no debate! /
Tear your ship in two;/ He will decimate! /

Soon you'll feel the pain; / Of electric shame! /
Beware of the Eel Thing! /
Sea A-bo-mination! /

2. I can see you think/ I'm batnuts! /
Just wait until he licks / up all your guts! /
It's an agonizing scare / And sure to make you care! /
And he'll invest too; / As he digests you! /
Yooooowwww!!!! /

(Repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)

Sometimes / he'll pre- / tend / not to care; /
And then / he'll wrap himself 'round you / unfair! /

And then you know / how it'll be! /
He'll make sure that / you're history! /

Because he's the Eel Thing! /

It's so completely wrong! /

(Second Chorus)

Tell me what you'll do, when he's after you! / Beware of the Eel Thing! /
Please avoid the range/ Of his great rampage / Or there is no winning! /
And it will sting! /

You're about to die, / there is no debate; /
Tear your ship in two/ he will decimate! /

Soon you'll feel the pain / of electric shame; /
Beware of the Eel Thing! /
It's so completely wrong! /

(Third Chorus)

Tell me what you'll do, when he's after you! / Beware of the Eel Thing! /
Please avoid the range/ Of his great rampage / Or there is no winning! /
And it will sting! /

You're about to die, / there is no debate; /
Tear your ship in two/ he will decimate! /

Soon you'll feel the pain / of electric shame; /
Beware of the Eel Thing! /

The Eel Thing! / ...
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