1. Every ship at sea, / he'll eat it; /
Ev-er-y vessel, / defeated! /

Beware of his advance; /
This giant sea beast's glance! / A monster!
And not a lobster! /

(First Chorus)

Tell me what you'll do, when he's after you! / Beware of the Eel Thing! /
Please avoid the range/ Of his great rampage / Or there is no winning! / And it will sting!!! /

You're about to die; / There is no debate! /
Tear your ship in two;/ He will decimate! /

Soon you'll feel the pain; / Of electric shame! /
Beware of the Eel Thing! /
Sea A-bo-mination! /

2. I can see you think/ I'm batnuts! /
Just wait until he licks / up all your guts! /
It's an agonizing scare / And sure to make you care! /
And he'll invest too; / As he digests you! /
Yooooowwww!!!! /

(Repeat Chorus)

(Bridge)

Sometimes / he'll pre- / tend / not to care; /
And then / he'll wrap himself 'round you / unfair! /

And then you know / how it'll be! /
He'll make sure that / you're history! /

Because he's the Eel Thing! /

It's so completely wrong! /

(Second Chorus)

Tell me what you'll do, when he's after you! / Beware of the Eel Thing! /
Please avoid the range/ Of his great rampage / Or there is no winning! /
And it will sting! /

You're about to die, / there is no debate; /
Tear your ship in two/ he will decimate! /

Soon you'll feel the pain / of electric shame; /
Beware of the Eel Thing! /
It's so completely wrong! /

(Third Chorus)

Tell me what you'll do, when he's after you! / Beware of the Eel Thing! /
Please avoid the range/ Of his great rampage / Or there is no winning! /
And it will sting! /

You're about to die, / there is no debate; /
Tear your ship in two/ he will decimate! /

Soon you'll feel the pain / of electric shame; /
Beware of the Eel Thing! /

The Eel Thing! / ...